Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say
Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.
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- By Carly Tennes
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President Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Promotes Adult Film Star On Cameo
:O
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Epic Feats of Partying by Famous People
Go forth and party on.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake
How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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16 Famous Folks Who Remain Enigmas
What is an Art Collective but a bunch of anonymous weirdos?
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- By Jesse
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People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless
Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tell Us Now: What's Your Dream Casting?
Are you an aspiring casting director?
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- By Cracked Readers, Shea
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17 Unexpected Accomplishments Of Famous People
Some famous people are pretty talented.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Writers
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Montel Williams Dated VP Elect, Kamala Harris, Could Have Been Second Gentleman
Talk about the one that got away ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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16 All Time Stunner Jerk Moves
Behold, some of the biggest acts of jerketry in history
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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18 Facts About LeVar Burton, Our Childhood Hero
From Star Trek to Reading Rainbow, Burton won our hearts.
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- By Shea
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17 Celeb Fascinating Factoids
These folks make us feel boring.
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- By Shea
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