Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With
Just because they're famous doesn't mean they're not trash.
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- By Michael Dawson
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Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can
Aunt Becky is back!
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Now-You-Know Touching Tributes To Famous People
Did you know Vin Diesel named a child after Paul Walker?
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- By Shea
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Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s
Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)
Continuing our look at the famous and infamous that you may have missed passed away in 2020.
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- By Justin Crockett
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Elliot Page Thanks His Fans For Their 'Love and Support' After Coming Out as Transgender Earlier This Month
He's back!
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Smart People Who Said And Did Utterly Dumb Things
Pythagoras' other theorem? Beans are the tool of the devil.
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)
The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.
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- By Justin Crockett
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Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke
I guess aliens missed the wave of early 2010's celebrity lookalike content ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Epitaphs That (Ahem) Killed It
You have literally the rest of your life to come up with a sick epitaph.
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- By Jesse
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We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says
Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack, Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon
Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Of The All-Time Oddest Celebrity Endorsements
Bob Dole says take back control of your love life.
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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15 Celebrities Who Have Taken Out Insurance Policies On Specific Body Parts
Seven. Million. Dollar. Chest hair.
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- By Jesse
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Dolly Parton Saved A Child's Life While Filming Her New Christmas Movie
America's sweetheart strikes again!
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- By Carly Tennes
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