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15 Little-Known Underdog Stories (Of Celebs)

By:: Cracked Writers; Ryan Menezes

January 04, 2021

15 Little-Known Underdog Stories (Of Celebs)

Hollywood has a terrible tendency to take true stories and embellish them until all that's left is a sad husk of truth stuffed with too much questionable artistic license.

So let's hope Hollywood doesn't touch the following celebrity biographies, because these underdog tales are dramatic enough.

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Nicki Minaj CRACKEDcO Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj, was born into a family of 15 in Trinidad and lived in a three-room house. Al five, she — Source: Washington Post

14

Wiliam Shatner CRACKED.COM Shatner hit his poverty low point AFTER Slar Trek. After the series was canceled, having to support an ex-wife and three ki — Source: AARP

13

Chris Pratt Chris Pratt lived in a van in Hawaii. It wasn't until a chance encounter with actress-director Rae Dawn Chong at his job as a waiter for B — Source: CNBC

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Danny Trejo His uncle got him into marijuana at eight, and since then, he was in and out of prison over taking drugs. And dealing drugs. And committin — Source: BBC

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Leighton Meester CRACKED cO Leighton Meester was born in prison to a mother who was a drug smugGLEr, as were the rest of her immediate family. In fact — Source: New York magazine

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Louis Armstrong Louis was arrested- for running cocaine, said the police when he was nine years old. He'd be arrested again three years later and sent — Source: The Times-Picayune

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Colonel Sanders Fried Fried Fried Patecky Fnied Farky Fried fodedty Cuckem Chicken Fried Fried Fried dacky fatacky urky Fried Chickex Fecky Fiied eate — Source: Smithsonian

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Michael Caine or England Here.. World: L4G The Co Largest Ft Feening FIRE Sele ALARMS CRACKED CON Before his fame, Caine was unable to support his wif — Source: The Times

7

Dr. Phil WILL GIVE BAD ADVICE FOR RATINGS CRACKEDO COM Dr. Phil was homeless. Al 12, McGraw lived out of a car with his father before securing a $5 a — Source: Parade

6

Jack Ma CRACKEDCON lack Ma, the founder of Alibaba Group, flunked his college examinations thrice. He applied for 30 jobs, including working for KFC, — Source: CNBC

5

Tom Cruise Quite a few celebrities are dyslexic, actually. Tom Cruise was diagnosed at seven and graduated high school as a functional illiterate. Dur — Source: Washington Post

4

Ingvar Kamprad CRACKEDOON IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad managed to get good grades in school despite being dyslexic. The iconic swedish- sounding names — Source: The Independent

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Drew Carey ERCY FOR ANIMALS CRACKED.CO Drew Carey tried killing himself twice. The first time, he was 18 and tried overdosing on pills. Then he went i — Source: Voice of America

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Demi Moore CRACKEDcO Demi Moore's real father abandoned her family before she was born, and the man she thought was her father left her mother then ki — Source: The Guardian

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Billie Holiday CRACKED .COM She was 10 when a neighbor tried to rape her. At 11, she dropped OUT of school. At 12, she was running errands for a broth — Source: Time

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