Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Who Actually Goes to Comic-Con [CHART]

Comic-Con has officially evolved into the Oscars for Hollywood's Hype Machine. Below, a look at who shows up these days, and how they feel about being there ...

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The 6 Most Misguided Causes Ever Made Famous by Celebrities

We wouldn't mind if celebrity causes were simply vapid or silly. But sometimes, they're down right evil.

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EXTRA! Mario Lopez has no soul!

His face is still frozen in a smile that bespeaks friendly recognition with a slight touch of modesty. His fingernails are piercing my skin.

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7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Know About

Several people who found fame later in life started out on a much different path. And if you're not still working at the first job you ever got, thank your lucky stars that you're in the same boat. Unless you operated a boat as your first job. Then, well, yeah. Sorry.

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If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest

It is a hard, lonely and, yes, ass-filled world.

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The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers

Not all celebrities leave the limelight kicking and screaming. Some merely flip fame the bird and pursue new, absolutely random forms of employment.

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Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009

At least they made a Cracked list in their final act.

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5 Authors More Badass Than The Badass Character They Created

If you look at the authors behind some of the most iconic heroes of all time, you find a writer who's every bit as badass. Not only did these guys insert elements from their actual lives into the stories, they actually toned them down a bit.

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7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Sh!t You Forgot They Did

If she didn't want Dr. Dre to beat the crap out of her, she should've read the N.W.A. constitution.

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6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Academy Every Time

There comes a time in every major actor's career when they attempt to put the lighthearted comedies and inane chick flicks behind them and tackle a more serious role. The kind of role that will get them the one thing that every Hollywood actor craves: free cocaine. And also an Academy Award nomination.

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What if Kanye didn\'t spout off a bunch of quirky, polarizing diatribes because he wanted to go down in history as a creative genius, but because he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron?

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