Cracked Archive - Celebrities


18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships SHOULD be giving us.


The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases

These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.


The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead

When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'


6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths

Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"


The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Careers of Famous Musicians

If you're about to sign a record contract, take a cue from these seven artists. All have played before thousands-strong audiences, and all have followed up their fame with successful (if totally random-ass) careers.


5 Moments That Prove Mr. Rogers Was the Greatest American

At my signal, take off those ironic smirks, and don your extra strength smiles, because your faith in human beings is about to get an upgrade.


5 Famous People You Didn't Know Have Real Mutant Powers

Mutants are very real, and they are among us -- in our TVs, and our iPods, and our sexual fantasies.


5 Beloved Famous People With Creepy Secret Obsessions

You might spot Tom Cruise raving about energy spirits outside of Spago, but you'll never catch some beloved performer straight up worshiping the devil. Right? (Hint: Wrong.)


5 Myths About Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes

It turns out that some of the most famously juicy, ironic, or poetic deaths ever were nothing like they told you.


8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)

Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.


33 Facts About Famous People You Won't Believe Are True

There are amazing facts about famous people that entire industries of publicity people are employed to keep you from knowing. These are them ...


8 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives

Some blood connections between celebrities aren't so easy to spot, since they exist between people you'd probably never imagine being in the same room together, let alone getting drunk and having an argument on Thanksgiving.