Cracked Archive - Celebrities
David Lynch Is Selling T-Shirts Now
The 'Twin Peaks' creator and secret polymath is running out of art scenes to conquer.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Uh, Maybe Oprah Shouldn't Run For President
YASSSS CONSPIRACY QUEEN
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Famous People You Never Knew Were Huge Nerds
Some celebrities are total nerd bait.
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- By Mark Hill
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Why Royal Scandals Are About To Get Awesome (Hint: America)
Without even trying, we make things more exciting for everyone ... and that's about to include the British Royal Family.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Insane Celebrity Freakouts By The Last People You'd Expect
Every day, we learn that some powerful, beloved public figure is guilty of truly shocking abuse.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Tiago Svn, Michael Battaglino, Leah Malicoat
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Who The Hell Are 'Diamond And Silk'? A 30-Second Guide
Don't fear! In the interests of keeping you well-informed, we've created a brief guide containing everything you need to know about this new cultural phenomenon.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Backstage Photos That’ll Fill Your Heart With Insane Joy
What if we learned to feel joy again?
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- By Chris Bucholz
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Kanye West Liking Trump Is The Most Kanye West Thing Ever
Our theory about Kanye's Trump love is the most Kanye West thing imaginable.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Sexy Old Photos That'll Change Your View Of Famous People
These celebrities were secretly super hot.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Famous People Who Can't Stop Fighting With Fans On Twitter
The internet is an amazing invention that lets you be called an idiot by hundreds of strangers at once. For celebrities, make that hundreds of thousands.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Celebrities Who Did Crazy Scummy (And Underreported) Stuff
The stars are decidedly not like us.
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- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Greg Tuff, Michael Battaglino, Peter I. Santiago
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The 5 Saddest Attempts By Celebrities To Hang On To Fame
Some celebrities will do anything for one more shot.
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- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Jordan Breeding
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5 Famous Comics That Got Totally Insane Out Of The Blue
Every now and then, a comic gets released that is so weirdly insane that you have to wonder if the artist had some kind of breakdown.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Famous People Who Are Pure Madness On Social Media
A few well-known figures are using their social media accounts to explore the line between art and communication.
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- By James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, Greg Tuff, Daisy Walters, Andrea Meno, Avery Hayden Pierce
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What Paris, Gwyneth, And Other Famous Folks Are Up To Now
All the stuff your favorite famous people are doing, right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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