Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Creating anything is hit and miss -- for every amazing work, that same artist likely has ten pieces of crap that they'd happily see blasted into the Sun.
- By Micky McMichaelson
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- August 04, 2015
We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 17, 2015
Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- July 11, 2015
There's doppelgangers, and then there's things you'd sue your plastic surgeon over.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 10, 2015
If nothing else, social media has given us plenty of evidence that celebrities are just as existentially confused as the rest of us.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 03, 2015
This is borderline likeness infringement.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- June 27, 2015
Even the Internet has its limits.
- By Jim Avery
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- June 14, 2015
Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 01, 2015
Charity is a good thing. That's true in theory, at least. But like anything else in life, it's rife with scandal and corruption.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 28, 2015
Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.
- By P. Chung
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- May 18, 2015
Let's put on our best safari clothes and helmets and venture deep into the jungles of fame, and try to figure out why so many of them eventually face the following situations
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 11, 2015
It's always interesting to find out that the things famous people are passionate about behind closed doors tend to be way different than you'd expect.
- By Steve Hanley, Robert Rosati, G.W. Horowitz
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- May 04, 2015
Let's find out what happened to some once-prominent Internet mega-stars.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 20, 2015
There absolutely are groups of childhood friends who all wind up being world famous, often via completely different paths.
- By Philip Moon, Steve Hanley
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- April 20, 2015
For celebrities, trying new things is fine, as long as you keep your freaky interests private.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- April 16, 2015
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