Cracked Archive - Celebrities


42 Famous People Who Hung Out Before They Were Famous

The world of famous people is a lot smaller than you thought.


6 Real Celebrity Friendships Better Than Any Fan-Fiction

Sometimes, two celebrities manage to meet in the wild and actually not throttle each other on sight. They might even have an awesome time together.


WTF Secret Lives Your Favorite Celebs Keep Under The Radar

For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult.


Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

Because we know everyone on this list is reading our site.


22 Celebrity Endorsements That Bit Companies In The Ass

This is why you just CGI dead celebrities to do your bidding.


15 Little-Known Celeb Scandals

If it doesn't involve Beyonce, Taylor Swift, or Kanye, did it really happen?


6 Pissed-Off Actors Whose Demands Radically Changed Movies

Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.


6 Realities Of Life When You're Raped By A Celebrity

We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.


7 Homes Of The Rich And Famous (That Are Gloriously Insane)

Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.


14 Times Stars Let Interviewers Have It

Just a reminder that it's always a good idea to practice your witty zingers.


5 Jingles That Were Secretly Written By Celebrities

Your favorite musicians are responsible for the short tunes that inspire madness whenever they're heard.


Jesus Crashes Archie's Beach Party: 6 Bizarre Comic Cameos

Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.


Growing Up In The Lab Of My Mad Genius Father: A True Story

Peter's father, Wilhelm Reich, happened to be a famous and controversial psychoanalyst who was thrown in jail by the U,S. government. That made his formative moment somewhat more complicated.


5 Celebrities Who Hated Fame More Than Kanye Loves It

These people pretty much wish you'd forget about them.


19 Photos Of Famous People (They'd Rather Forget)

It turns out that, no, famous people did not just appear beautifully from the void.