Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.
Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.
Wikipedia needs to adopt this model.
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
Yes, Seth, we'd like fries with that.
If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.
Kanye West isn't broke, people.
A few days ago, Miley Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram. It's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked.
It turns out lots of regular schmucks are using the power of vaguely resembling famous people for more than just groping random women on the bow of a pretend ship in a mall food court.
Tom Cruise very nearly became synonymous with a religion known for worshiping a magical man in the sky and covering up child sex.