Cracked Archive - Celebrities

11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot

NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.

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7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode

It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.

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18 Apex Acts Of Sarcasm

Sarcasm can be a powerful weapon.

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8 Great Moments Of Total Insanity In Celebrity Interviews

WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.

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Why More Celebrities Should Use Chris Pratt's Apology Method

Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.

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4 Terrible Celebrities The World Has Given A Free Pass

We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.

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5 Famous People That Engaged In Shocking Violence

Emma Watson set a homeless guy on fire. OK, we made that up -- but the following stories are just as crazy and totally true.

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13 Celebrity Tweets That Take Hypocrisy To A New Level

'Think twice, post once,' is not something anyone has ever said to these people.

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12 Celebrities Who Are Fans Of The Last Thing You'd Expect

We all have our weird hobbies.

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5 Truly Breathtaking Moments In Celebrity Hypocrisy

And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.

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21 Super-Unfortunate Side Projects By Famous Performers

Even the greats whiff from time to time.

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6 Famous People From History (And Their Totally WTF Hobbies)

Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.

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Why The American Public Deserves To Know Trump's Golf Scores

You don't have to find the golf scores right now, but I implore you to think it over.

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4 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Secretly Terrible

We must occasionally remind ourselves that shiny hair and a chiseled jawline do not make a good person.

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15 Actors And Directors Who Should Be Well-Known

Someone give these people all the acting jobs.

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