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The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)
For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities
McDonalds is just the beginning.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return
Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Is Over; Now We Have To Clean Up the Mess
The Kardashians pioneered influencer culture ... great.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Teddy Roosevelt Scarred A Young Dr. Seuss For Life
Horton hears a bull moose.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Even Jim Gaffigan, The World's Most Apolitical Comedian, Is Sick Of Trump
We're in a Hot Pocket of hell.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Tucker Carlson Keeps Finding A New Low
Tucker Carlson's latest remarks are worthy of him being fired. But sadly, so were all the others.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bella Thorne's OnlyFans Might Be The Future Of The Internet
Imagine a world in which every celebrity had an OnlyFans.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Shark Tank' Is Making Viewers Dumber At Business
If you're modeling your business decisions around the Sharks or the entrepreneurs on the show, then you won't be in business very long.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Britney Spears Is Hopefully One Step Closer To Being Free
If you've seen the hashtag.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Even Taylor Swift Is Done With This BS
Taylor Swift is going in on politics like it's one of her ex-boyfriends.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sam Neill From 'Jurassic Park' Runs the Best Farm Now
'What’s amusing me today? It's mostly my duck.'
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Behold! The Most Powerful (And Horny) Celebrity Couple Of All Time
My favorite celebrity couple can rip the spines out of your favorite celebrity couple.
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- By Cedric Voets
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If 'Ellen' Actually Ends, Then Who Should Replace Her?
The replacement for Ellen has some big sneakers to fill.
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- By Dan Duddy
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George R.R. Martin Got Into Some Racist Trouble At The Hugo Awards
Old Martin yells at the cloud, tries to summon Cthulhu.
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- By Cedric Voets
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