Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Stupid Celebrities Who Are Secretly Business Geniuses

We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.

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By Amanda Mannen
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July 17, 2015

5 Legitimately Insane Things Dr. Oz Actually Believes In

Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.

By Cher Martinetti
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July 11, 2015

5 Horrifying Fan 'Lookalike' Plastic Surgeries

There's doppelgangers, and then there's things you'd sue your plastic surgeon over.

By E. Reid Ross
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July 10, 2015

7 Celebrities Who Are Hilariously Awful At Twitter

If nothing else, social media has given us plenty of evidence that celebrities are just as existentially confused as the rest of us.

By Felix Clay
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July 03, 2015

9 Iconic Superheroes Who Were Based On Real People

This is borderline likeness infringement.

By Brendan McGinley
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June 27, 2015

6 Spectacularly Embarrassing Celebrity Kickstarter Fails

Even the Internet has its limits.

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By Jim Avery
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June 14, 2015

5 Crazy (But Intriguing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.

By Pauli Poisuo
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June 01, 2015

The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Things Done For Charity

Charity is a good thing. That's true in theory, at least. But like anything else in life, it's rife with scandal and corruption.

By Adam Tod Brown
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May 28, 2015

5 True Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Famous People

Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.

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By P. Chung
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May 18, 2015

4 Strange Problems Only Celebrities Seem To Have

Let's put on our best safari clothes and helmets and venture deep into the jungles of fame, and try to figure out why so many of them eventually face the following situations

By Pauli Poisuo
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May 11, 2015

6 Dorky Hobbies That Shatter Your Image Of Famous People

It's always interesting to find out that the things famous people are passionate about behind closed doors tend to be way different than you'd expect.

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