Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• June 10, 2016

A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.

• By Luke John Smith
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• June 08, 2016

You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.

• By Matthew Wagner
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• June 05, 2016

Reddit tore into Woody Harrelson like a puppy into a squeaky toy. There was to be no mercy.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 31, 2016

Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 05, 2016

Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 28, 2016

It's hard to shake off the label of

• By Daniel Dockery
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• April 21, 2016

Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.

• By Mark Hill
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• April 21, 2016

Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 20, 2016

Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 13, 2016

The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.

• By Nate Yungman
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• March 28, 2016

Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• March 24, 2016

If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• March 15, 2016

Kanye West isn't broke, people.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• March 15, 2016

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram. It's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked.

• By Cody Johnston
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• March 10, 2016