Cracked Archive - Celebrities
One Night Out With Quentin Tarantino And Paul Thomas Anderson Was Enough To Get Fiona Apple To Quit Cocaine
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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- By Luis Prada
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0 Celebrities Who Got Banned In Foreign Countries For Dumb Reasons
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- By E. Reid Ross, Daisy Walters, Aquiles Cacho, Alan Corcoran, Christian Markle, Kyle Siemens
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Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
No Judge. No Justice. All Judy
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Clock Around Flav's Neck Just Struck "You're Fired From Public Enemy"
There's one less Public Enemy now.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank
We're entering some Injustice League territory here.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
The white sheet of surrender.
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- By Cedric Voets
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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing
Get ready to pretend to be blown away.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Character Assassination of Meghan Markle by the Coward British Press
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- By Archie Grimm
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No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina
It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.
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- By Luis Prada
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Jeff Bezos Donated Some Pocket Change to Australia, Good Job
We're so tired.
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- By Adam Wears
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'The Goop Lab' Nails The Science Of Scamming Wealthy Women
More like witchcraft, really.
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- By Cedric Voets
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A Third Kevin Spacey Accuser Died, Which Seems Like A Lot
Hmm indeed.
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- By Luis Prada
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Bumble Unblocked Sharon Stone (But You Still Can't Date Her)
Getting divorced dads' hopes up is just cruel.
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- By Cedric Voets
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