Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Stupid Celebrities Who Are Secretly Business Geniuses

We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.


5 Legitimately Insane Things Dr. Oz Actually Believes In

Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.


5 Horrifying Fan 'Lookalike' Plastic Surgeries

There's doppelgangers, and then there's things you'd sue your plastic surgeon over.


7 Celebrities Who Are Hilariously Awful At Twitter

If nothing else, social media has given us plenty of evidence that celebrities are just as existentially confused as the rest of us.


9 Iconic Superheroes Who Were Based On Real People

This is borderline likeness infringement.


6 Spectacularly Embarrassing Celebrity Kickstarter Fails

Even the Internet has its limits.


5 Crazy (But Intriguing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.


The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Things Done For Charity

Charity is a good thing. That's true in theory, at least. But like anything else in life, it's rife with scandal and corruption.


5 True Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Famous People

Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.


4 Strange Problems Only Celebrities Seem To Have

Let's put on our best safari clothes and helmets and venture deep into the jungles of fame, and try to figure out why so many of them eventually face the following situations


6 Dorky Hobbies That Shatter Your Image Of Famous People

It's always interesting to find out that the things famous people are passionate about behind closed doors tend to be way different than you'd expect.


The Fate Of 4 Internet 'Celebrities' After Viral Fame

Let's find out what happened to some once-prominent Internet mega-stars.


8 Weird Ways Celebrities Were Friends Before Fame

There absolutely are groups of childhood friends who all wind up being world famous, often via completely different paths.


4 Celebrity Books That Will Make You Question Your Sanity

For celebrities, trying new things is fine, as long as you keep your freaky interests private.


5 Stories That Will Compel You To Quit Your Day Job

It's never too late. It's also never easy.