We love to mock dumb celebrities, because jealousy is a bitter wine.
Oz is going down faster than a Hunts Point hooker for $20 because of some of the unfounded bullshit he's promoted at every turn.
There's doppelgangers, and then there's things you'd sue your plastic surgeon over.
If nothing else, social media has given us plenty of evidence that celebrities are just as existentially confused as the rest of us.
This is borderline likeness infringement.
Even the Internet has its limits.
Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.
Charity is a good thing. That's true in theory, at least. But like anything else in life, it's rife with scandal and corruption.
Sometimes we need to take time to bask in all the wondrously selfless things famous people do for their fellow man.
Let's put on our best safari clothes and helmets and venture deep into the jungles of fame, and try to figure out why so many of them eventually face the following situations
It's always interesting to find out that the things famous people are passionate about behind closed doors tend to be way different than you'd expect.
Let's find out what happened to some once-prominent Internet mega-stars.
There absolutely are groups of childhood friends who all wind up being world famous, often via completely different paths.
For celebrities, trying new things is fine, as long as you keep your freaky interests private.
It's never too late. It's also never easy.