And now, a master class in the art of weaseling out of work.
Go ahead, at me. See what happens.
We are not surprised at how not surprised we truly are.
Sometimes the spotlight casts a shadow on somebody else.
Never meet your heroes.
It seems even wounds work in a caste system.
Celebrities are people ... which means they are just as petty as the rest of us.
The transformation into Thomas Edison is almost complete.
Oh look, it’s another way celebs are making the rest of us look bad.
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
We know, we're tired too.
Unrecognizable photos of super-recognizable people.