15 Petty Things That Made Actors, Musicians, and Athletes Throw in the Towel

Cults, weed, and pigeons got the best of these stars.
15 Petty Things That Made Actors, Musicians, and Athletes Throw in the Towel

Look, we all think about quitting. We’re thinking about it right now. It’s a fun fantasy that these lucky devils got to live out. Sure, it was for completely bonkers, and regrettable reasons, but for that one brief moment, they got to spit in the faces of their oppressors. And sure, those oppressors ended up being lovely, well-intentioned people who only wanted to give them millions of dollars for their theatrical, musical, or athletic performances. But work sucks, and sometimes even a dream job is no match for the couch. That sultry temptress.

Maybe they forgot how hard it once was to get a job in their industry. Because, what would their former “starving artist” selves say if they saw them refusing to perform unless they had all of their gold chains? Probably, “Wow, my life gets a lot better!” Still guys… Of all the petty, inane reasons to quit cushy gigs, these 15 actors, musicians, and athletes take the cake.

Money won’t help Carlos Roa in a post-apocalyptic world!

CRACKED Carlos Roa quit for apocalypse prep. The goalkeeper was offered $10 million to play for Manchester United in 1999, but with the new millennium approaching, he announced his retirement so he could go prepare for the end of the world.

Grunge

Kings of Leon has taken crap from critics, but they draw the line at pigeons.

CRACKED Coventry X-COUNTRY ISTANCE CLUB Kings of Leon's Pigeon Poop Incident. In 2010, the band walked off stage after only 3 songs in St. Louis due to a barrage of pigeon poop. A flock set up shop above the stage, pelting them, until one actually pooped in bassist Jared Followill's mouth.

What Culture

I know the mask is this character’s whole thing, but hear me out.

CRACKED V for Vendetta James Purefoy wanted to play a maskless V. Не quit because he didn't like acting under a mask, and wanted the facial credit for his work, so Hugo Weaving came in to wear the now-iconic mask.

Looper

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