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5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media

As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

December 09, 2015

6 Foreign Words So Dark There Are No English Equivalents

Shockingly, only one of these is German.

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By Cornelius Heyer

Published

December 08, 2015

7 Insane Police Tactics That'd Be Funny If They Weren't Real

Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.

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By Mark Hill

Published

December 08, 2015

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)

Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

Published

December 08, 2015

5 Iconic Works Of Genius Crapped Out To Prove A Petty Point

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By B.T. Doran

Published

December 08, 2015

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5 Of Hitler's Worst Ideas You Didn't Know Came From America

The Nazi's were like a bad tv-spinoff of America.

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By Melissa Dylan

Published

December 07, 2015

5 People Who MacGyvered The Most Difficult Video Game Levels

If you tell gamers to climb a virtual mountain, one of them will figure out a way to do it on a seatless unicycle using only the asthmatic character.

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By Michael Dawson

Published

December 06, 2015

7 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Problems Recent Movies Dealt With

The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.

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By Jim Avery

Published

December 06, 2015

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 12/6

Jury's still out whether or not salt's going to kill you dead. But it sure as heck made you smarter!

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By Cracked Writers

Published

December 06, 2015

6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths

The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.

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By Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Kelly Stanaway

Published

December 05, 2015

6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)

These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.

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By Jason Iannone

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December 04, 2015