7 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Problems Recent Movies Dealt With

Finally, on top of everything else, Johnny Depp managed to royally fuck up his hand. He injured it off-set so badly that he had to fly back to the United States for surgery, requiring a pin to be inserted into it. All of this collective bullshit inflated the budget by over $70 million before they even finished filming, which is the Universe's way of saying, "Maybe it's time to reboot Condorman instead."

This could have been problem-free if everyone wasn't hell-bent on desecrating the place. According to one of the film's stars, most of the cast "just takes stuff, you know, obviously," sort of like the older brother who sneaks an extra $100 bill from the bank when nobody's looking. As if the idea of not stealing is completely alien to movie stars. Apparently, after listening to the owner of the Diamond Tail Ranch tell the cast and crew to leave the land be, the cast proceeded to immediately pick up and pocket several artifacts.

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Of course, since this is real life, there were no consequences for the desecration of the site ... except for five of the actors all falling ill within a week of leaving the set. The Boxcar Children never would've pulled this shit.

In the unlikely event that you're reading a Cracked article but have also been living under a rock for the past few years, Game Of Thrones is a television series based on a series of books based on a Jets fan's medieval sex and war fetishes. It's notorious for killing characters off in ungodly quantities and methods. It probably shouldn't be surprising that there are fans who have been, uh, "inspired" by the bloodlust, but here we are all the same.

The show films all over the place, but one of their more frequent locations is Paint Hall Studios in Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland also happens to be home of the IRA. No, not the people who manage your 401(k). A terrorist organization.

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The IRA attempted to plant a bomb in the studio cafeteria, seemingly in an effort to target the ex-police and military who were working as security guards. It doesn't seem like they had any beef with the show itself, but someone had apparently given the IRA some very specific information about the dietary habits of a particular group of security guards, which enabled them to pinpoint the exact garbage can they'd plant a bomb in.

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Thankfully, an informant on the inside alerted the studio to the plot, and the added security during the day of the planned attack was enough to thwart the terrorists. No word yet on whether this caused any further delay in the book series.

An Argentinian photojournalist had tweeted a picture of a Porsche that was being used in the episode which had a license plate reading "H982 FKL." This would sound like a typical randomized string of letters and numbers to most people, but some Argentinians noticed that it was a (likely accidental) bit of an homage to the ill-fated invasion of the Falkland Islands back in 1982, a military exploit that ended in Argentina's surrender.

The Top Gear team woke up to find a miffed crowd of Argentinians outside of their hotel big enough to prevent them from filming, and a segment that included running over a bunch of people on their way down the mountain would not have been pretty. After weighing their options, they decided to get the hell out of the country, but the trouble didn't stop there. In Chile, more protesters pelted their car with rocks, injuring a driver and making the car look like it was supposed to have been on Mythbusters instead of Top Gear. Everyone would make it back to the UK fine ... just in time for one of the hosts to get fired over an unrelated incident.

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The police report contends that Mr. Matthew Van Winkle ordered his film crew, who were apparently hired while loitering in a back alley behind a Walmart, to break into the house next door and steal certain items for the show. The rapper claimed that he thought items on the curb were "fair game," which makes sense if you believe that a curb extends into a house's backyard.

Vanilla Ice pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 100 hours of community service. So don't be surprised if the next house he flips is decorated with bags of trash. One man's junk can be another man's treasure!

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At some point in the past couple of years, someone decided that the Allman Brothers deserved a biopic, and yet another someone decided to give it a green light. Since Gregg Allman had already conveniently written an autobiography, that basically meant half the work was already done, so off to a "camera test" they went.

The crew was setting up a dream scene in which a hospital bed was lined up on some railroad tracks, and now we're feeling like maybe we were too harsh on the idea of a Gregg Allman biopic. In a sequence involving a catastrophic level of negligence and stupidity, a train began to steamroll towards the set as the crew was filming. Apparently, nobody had bothered to get permission from the rail lines that used that railroad to film on what was apparently a still-active one.

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Everyone pitched in to clear the area as best they could in the roughly 60 seconds they had before a giant train plowed into them. Thankfully, nobody was strapped to that hospital bed. However, in a moment of terrible prophecy that should only appear in movies, lead actor William Hurt said out loud and to nobody in particular, "Someone's going to die now." Sadly, he was right. A camera assistant was struck and killed, the director pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter, and Gregg Allman sued to shut down the film, because holy shit.

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Stange was arrested by the police on the very day they finished shooting. The director has stated that all of Stange's scenes will remain in the movie, because when life drops the ultimate publicity gimmick in your lap, you'd have to be an idiot to brush it aside.

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