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Marge’s Worst Pieces of Motherly Advice on ‘The Simpsons’
These are Marge’s biggest parenting misses throughout her first 35 years of child-rearing
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- By Keegan Kelly
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21 Movies That Are Just Propaganda
‘The Lego Movie’ is a two-hour-long commercial
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- By Amanda Mannen
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David Cross/Bob Odenkirk Reunion Scrapped By Analytics: ‘They Have All the F***ing Power’
Is there any hope for ‘Guru Nation’?
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- By Matt Solomon
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A Brief History of Chevy Chase Physically Attacking People
It’s happened more times than you’d think
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- By JM McNab
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5 Cups of Coffee That Killed People
Death before decaf, literally
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- By Eli Yudin
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Jerry Seinfeld Blames Death of TV Comedy on ‘Extreme Left and PC Crap’
Can’t anyone joke about the homeless anymore?
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- By Matt Solomon
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In Season Three, the ‘Hacks’ Love Story Gets Sweet, Salty and Sick
Are Deborah and Ava sabotaging their relationships, or have they just already found what they need in each other?
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- By Tara Ariano
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15 Jokes to Powerwash the Depression Off Your Grey Matter
So satisfying!
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- By Jesse
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From ‘Princess Bride’ to ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights,’ Cary Elwes Breaks Down His Five Funniest Roles
The veteran actor explains what it’s like to be on a Mel Brooks set, the fear of performing in front of a live ‘Seinfeld’ studio audience, and which co-star made him break the most
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- By Tim Grierson
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5 Safety Tips That Sound Like Mean Jokes
You know what will save hundreds of lives every year? More scary wolves
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Colin Jost’s 10 Best Burns From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
It was Weekend Update in a tuxedo
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- By Matt Solomon
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My Very Gonzo Life
A conversation with Dave Goelz, the man who for nearly 50 years has served as the voice and puppeteer of Gonzo — the pain-loving, dare-deviling, chicken-dating, Charles Dickens-impersonating, furry blue star of the Muppets
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Sean Penn’s Angry Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone Post-’Team America’ Is Still Hilarious 20 Years Later
Penn had no sense of humor about his parody, but the letter he penned was unintentional comedy gold
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Pithy Jokes and Quotes to Fill the Last Vacant Crevices of Your Brain
There’s always room for jokes
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- By Jesse
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Why the Sequel to ‘Goodfellas’ Was a ‘90s Steve Martin Comedy
‘My Blue Heaven’ was payback for a real mobster’s annoying phone calls
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- By JM McNab
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