If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If you're a woman, you have only moments to shield your birth canal and run from Man Comics. Hurry. OK, fellas, now that the ladies are gone, let's speak as men. I created Man Comics to celebrate adventure without all the womanly plot structure and dance numbers of traditional storytelling. During my illustrious and nearly award-eligible career here at Cracked, I've manned up both the science fiction and sci-fi genres. I made black comics blacker, crime comics crimer, and drove a dick-like penis straight into girl comics. I even added bulges to superhero comics, but this month I am manlifying one of the manliest of genres: The Western.

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Seanbaby drinks women to forget beer. Learn more at Seanbaby.com or follow him on Twitter.

For more hard-hitting Man Comics, see Smokey The Bear's Terrifying Origin Story, Revenge of the Manliest Dog Alive, or What if Captain America Was Insane?

To turn on reply notifications, click here

462 Comments

Load Comments

More Blogs

5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies

Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.

134

Panic-Inducing Things You’re Hearing About Coronavirus (That Are Total B.S.)

Let's get a few things straight ...

165

Sci-Fi Predictions About Life In 2020 That Fell Flat

Hindsight is the year 2020.

157

5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took

The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.

71

5 TV Shows That Nailed Sexual Consent Issues (Decades Ago)

Sitcom writers were tackling the subject with nuance and realism long before hashtags were even invented.

128

Stupid Ways Comic Book Covers Can't Be Trusted

This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.

63