If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If you're a woman, you have only moments to shield your birth canal and run from Man Comics. Hurry. OK, fellas, now that the ladies are gone, let's speak as men. I created Man Comics to celebrate adventure without all the womanly plot structure and dance numbers of traditional storytelling. During my illustrious and nearly award-eligible career here at Cracked, I've manned up both the science fiction and sci-fi genres. I made black comics blacker, crime comics crimer, and drove a dick-like penis straight into girl comics. I even added bulges to superhero comics, but this month I am manlifying one of the manliest of genres: The Western.

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

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For more hard-hitting Man Comics, see Smokey The Bear's Terrifying Origin Story, Revenge of the Manliest Dog Alive, or What if Captain America Was Insane?

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