If Green Lantern Was a Pervert [Comic]
Green Lantern has a magic space ring that can do anything, and it's his job to patrol an inconceivably giant section of the universe. So imagine you were a man, with a man's needs, all by yourself in space, with a ring that can do anything. Your imagination just conjured Man Comics Presents: Green Lantern: Star Pervert. Great job.
Aww, no popsicle pete?
ReplyDick Whiskey and the Finger-Eating Plant. Laughter was induced, much laughter.
ReplyIt doesn't get any better than this...
ReplyGreat satire Seanbaby. I'll... kill! Kill!
ReplyHow come I missed this,funniest article on the whole site.
ReplyThat was excellent, some damn good one liners. My favourite article by Seanbaby
ReplyBravo, sir! You are a Picasso of perversion. I LOL'ed so hard I passed out!
ReplyOh Seanbaby, you are the cats pajamas!
ReplyIN THE LIVING ROOM!!! priceless!
I laughed so hard at "Here we go. Butt stuff."
ReplyThank you Seanbaby.
This was one of the best things that has ever appeared on the greasy face of the interwebz. A mountain of boobies for Seanbaby, or muscly underwear models with huge wangs, incase he swings that way ;P
ReplyI'd buy more comic books if they went in this kind of direction; f**ked up humor beats action any day of the week.
ReplyPretty good, but I dunno if anything can top the Aquaman or the Daredevil versions. Popsicle Pete was missed.
ReplyGold. An asian 10 for sure. GG seanbaby.
ReplySeanbaby, you know perfectly well that Green Lantern WAS a pervert. Don't you remember his sidekick, Kairo?
ReplyProfessor Bongstein - 'cause this calculus don't do itself, my cracka.
ReplyThe old school comic ads, and especially the clever return addresses are the best. Awesome Seanbaby
ReplyBrilliant! More Punchmaster and Popsicle Pete please!
ReplyJESUS, PUNCHMASTER SLEPT TIL PUNCHMASTER PM.
NOTHING ALARMS THE PUNCHMASTER!!!
*PUNCH*!!!
Awesome. But, I am a little sad we didn't get a Popsicle Pete comic this time around.
ReplyNONE OF YOU ARE SAFE !!!
WHO ARE THESE CREATURES THAT HIDE THEIR GIFTS?
Seanbaby wins
ReplyCracked won't let me post my message, I liked Cracked as my escape from 1984 but we're all part of the machine...
ReplyIt was only when I was halfway through reading your post that I
realized that I was witnessing someone's virginity being retroactively restored.
Construction, enjoy your freshly restored hymen.
Jeez, harsh. Anyway the reason I said that was because I was trying to post that Seanbaby pretty much directly ripped off Jay Pinkerton who also wrote for Cracked (including using one of the same cartoons frame for frame) but Cracked wouldn't let me post it. Chill the f**k out man.