If Green Lantern Was a Pervert [Comic]
Green Lantern has a magic space ring that can do anything, and it's his job to patrol an inconceivably giant section of the universe. So imagine you were a man, with a man's needs, all by yourself in space, with a ring that can do anything. Your imagination just conjured Man Comics Presents: Green Lantern: Star Pervert. Great job.















Your daughter looks like a bowling ball... 15 minutes later and I still can't breathe.
Replyanyone else notice that the "approved by the comics code authority" stamp on the cover page is just a picture of a wang?
ReplyI must... I will use the scavenger joke to verbally abuse another.
ReplyThis is genius. So much genius. I particularly liked the simultaneous mom/sister/wife joke. Sounds like most cops I know...
ReplyAww, no popsicle pete?
ReplyDick Whiskey and the Finger-Eating Plant. Laughter was induced, much laughter.
ReplyIt doesn't get any better than this...
ReplyGreat satire Seanbaby. I'll... kill! Kill!
ReplyHow come I missed this,funniest article on the whole site.
ReplyThat was excellent, some damn good one liners. My favourite article by Seanbaby
ReplyBravo, sir! You are a Picasso of perversion. I LOL'ed so hard I passed out!
ReplyOh Seanbaby, you are the cats pajamas!
ReplyIN THE LIVING ROOM!!! priceless!
I laughed so hard at "Here we go. Butt stuff."
ReplyThank you Seanbaby.
This was one of the best things that has ever appeared on the greasy face of the interwebz. A mountain of boobies for Seanbaby, or muscly underwear models with huge wangs, incase he swings that way ;P
ReplyI'd buy more comic books if they went in this kind of direction; f**ked up humor beats action any day of the week.
ReplyPretty good, but I dunno if anything can top the Aquaman or the Daredevil versions. Popsicle Pete was missed.
ReplyGold. An asian 10 for sure. GG seanbaby.
ReplySeanbaby, you know perfectly well that Green Lantern WAS a pervert. Don't you remember his sidekick, Kairo?
ReplyProfessor Bongstein - 'cause this calculus don't do itself, my cracka.
ReplyThe old school comic ads, and especially the clever return addresses are the best. Awesome Seanbaby
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