Cracked Round-Up: Shakespeare in the Office Edition

This week, our editors decided to class the joint up a bit by bringing the classics to the Cracked offices. Instead of Shakespeare in the Park, we've been hosting daily office renditions of the bard's great work. Things got a little too real last week when the ghosts of several interns awakened during a showing of MacBeth. What followed was Cracked's fourth most violent stampede of 2011.

Here at Cracked, we believe in rehabilitation rather than incarceration. That's why all our gardeners are certified axe murderers, and it's why Soren Bowie spent his week redeeming the soul of a spammer. Christina H. continued the good work with a look at the way bullshit spreads. Chris Bucholz undid the good work of his colleagues by writing this guide to making a super-intelligent ape that aims to end mankind. Next was Brockway, with information on best legal way to get free drugs, if you're willing to risk a near-death experience. Gladstone warmed the mood with an article about everything but lesbian sex. Seanbaby looked at the best revenge matches of the MMA, while Dan O'Brien closed us off with a double-barreled blast of noir.

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6 Famously Terrible Movies That Were Almost Awesome
The only thing more painful than failed promise is failed promise backed up by tens of millions of dollars.

Notable Comment: "I actually enjoyed Wild Wild West. Does this make me a bad person?"

Yes, doublederping, it absolutely does.

5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2
Take pop culture too seriously? Us?

Notable Comment:"Just to clarify, "Frying" is a term used for doing acid. So "Frying TOnight" Means Doing acid tonight. Which is not very suprising from Led Zep lol"

Dantedemonslayr here is apparently the President of Drugs.

5 Video Game Adaptations that Missed the Point of the Movie
Hey, it's not like you have to watch a movie to program a video game about it.

Notable Comment:If you want to read people with no sexual experience talking about sex appeal, this comments section is the place to be.

6 Weird Fashions from History with Weirder Explanations
Yeah. Meat dresses don't sound so bad now, do they?
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Notable Comment: "sorry but theses reinssance women are not sexy they have small boobs, and alot of fat. i dotn like size zero models but i would take a curvy woman like scarlette johanson , sofia vergera and katy perry, but those are fat not curvy"

Here coldlum shows that, from the mouths of babes, comes utter inanity.

6 Deadliest Animals Too Adorable to Run Away From
Nature has a thousand wonders, and at least half of them are gunning for our place at the top of the food chain.

Notable Comment:"Monkeys always looked like assholes to me."

RijartReinhard, monkeys are our closest relatives. Of course they're assholes.

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Proof that Women are Just as Good at Sports in Movies
It's all in the editing.

25 Hidden Upsides to Living In the Zombie Apocalypse
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contests, Unseen Downsides to Living in an Action Movie Universe, The Worst Possible Thing to be Wearing at That Moment and If Everything Operated on Rube Goldberg Logic
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