Read an entry about The Simpsons that could only have been prepared by a die-hard Simpsons fan. Read the most involved and obsessed article about The Karate Kid you're likely to ever encounter in your life. Those fat cats over at Wikipedia don't have that, that's for sure.
And, sure, WIkipedia probably has a page about Steven Seagal, but we ask you: Does Wikipedia have a section of their page dedicated to Seagal wearing various funny outfits? Answer: No, they don't. But we do, and it's awesome.
Okay. Onto the articles of the week, or whatever.
GROCERY STORES HATE YOU!
Dickonomics: How 5 Everyday Businesses Trick You
Cracked is the only organization left on the planet that isn't trying to rip you off. Trust Cracked.
Notable Comment: skrag2112 says "I can't believe you didn't mention strip joints in this article. Wheres your priorities Cracked?" You can't believe we didn't attack strip clubs in an article? Why would we do that? We love strip clubs. Cracked is all about the strip club. You know nothing of our work.
5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves
True story, a member of the Cracked Staff's brother played a gig with Corey Feldman and the Truth Movement back in 1998, and it was the shittiest and most ridiculous experience anyone had ever seen. Think "mesh shirts + fog machine + songs about the paparazzi," and then throw in Corey Feldman. Yikes.