5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves
True story, a member of the Cracked Staff's brother played a gig with Corey Feldman and the Truth Movement back in 1998, and it was the shittiest and most ridiculous experience anyone had ever seen. Think "mesh shirts + fog machine + songs about the paparazzi," and then throw in Corey Feldman. Yikes.
Notable Comment:Okay, based on the absurd amount of Shatnerites in the comments, were willing to believe that a) Shatner had nothing to do with his own page and b) his fans will follow him to the gates of hell.
GEORGE LUCAS SUCKS!
6 Classic Movies That Narrowly Avoided Disaster
Man, all those clever reporters who were so ready to talk about how financial problems "sunk" the Titanic movie must've been so pissed when it went and crushed all those records.
Notable Comment:Res_Ipsa made us laugh, "Maybe God wanted Star Wars to fail because He knew about Episodes I-III in advance." But the danger in THAT scenario is that, since the Star Wars movies were made, it would mean that George Lucas is more powerful than God.
8 People Who Inspired Words (For Embarrassing Reasons)
This convinces us that, hundreds of years ago, there was someone whose name was probably "Stephen P. Douchebag." And he was probably a douchebag.
Notable Comment: Johnrap says "Boston..." ...Sucks! Sorry. We thought you were doing like a "When I say 'Boston,' you say 'Sucks,'" thing. Regardless, Patriots lost.
6 Baffling Old School Video Game Commercials
Notable Comment: Roscoe says "And yet...now all I want to do is play Legend of Zelda on my NES." Effective advertising, ladies and gentlemen.
Worst Suicide Intervention Ever
Cracked wishes you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
YOU YOU YOU!
If Everything in Life Came with Warning Labels
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only in Japa-... Mexico?!
You know this thing is going to be wild, someone in the crowd brought a beach ball!
Ku Klux Lamb
Did they all dress alike on purpose, or was it "shear" coincidence?
Tom had a long, hard walk home.
Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.
by Chaos Merchant
You rack a disciprine!
Rule Number 1: No blinking, ever.
I might have to start watching news reports on the Iraq War again.
dont blame me, I voted for predator
The evolution of man takes a pretty fucking terrifying turn for the worse.
Trolling in the park, looking for a little head.
Now THIS is Sparta.
"Look Mr. Phelps, I don't know who ordered this for you, I just drive the truck, now if you'll please sign here"
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