siromar
Fed up with all of the proverbs involving black sheep, white sheep form their first white supremacist organization.
Jeepster
How about this? The craptions stay randomized, with all the vote count hidden until the next day when the winner is announced. This way we have a chance to see all of them and not just the earliest.
ShawnStu
Benny was well on his way to making Grand Dragon, until that fateful day when he shit in his robe in front of everyone.
Leaf
"And now for our big announcement! This new product - the sheep blanket - has been specially designed to fight the spread of foot and mouth disease! As you can see, it covers the whole body. Well, except for the feet... and the mouth.... Shit."
getittwistd
The goat's had thought of the perfect disguise to use during their escape that night: The Redneck. No one would notice them wandering about the county fair in a drunken manner, as they would just blend in with the locals.
getittwistd
Ok, who wants to start a pool as to when the d-bag with the voting system complaint gets his craption yanked. I'll put my money on 5 minutes from now.
MindPez
Gareth is wrong. You have to submit within the first 2 minutes. And honestly - if people are going to continue to bitch about the voting method - why not put up some alternative suggestions - I mean honestly - I am not going to read past about 20 o
Brett-Butler
'I know, let's dress up the sheep as ghosts. That'll be fun!' 'Don't you think that'll come across as racist?' 'Of course not? How could that happen?'
crazyivan
It happens every time. They have a good thing going, then they have to add Robin and Batgirl, and the Batman franchise goes to shit for a decade.
craptionman
out of desperation to increase their membership base the KKK have relaxed some conditions
CavalierX
After the trial, the victims who testified entered the witness protection program.
kiddo
It's not beastiality if they're wearing clothes... am I right? Am I right? Let's get started then.
ivecomehomenow
I fucking hate Bigoats!, and myself for resorting to a play on words joke;(
hadabochi
I've never seen a goat shit his pants. Now I have. I can now mark that off my shit I want to see before I die list.
spydrmunkie
iIM NOT A ANIMAL!!! I'M a HUMAN BEING!!!...No wait, I'm a animal. Forget i said anything.
IanCredible
Let us take a moment to appreciate that there is a metal pole going up that woman's posterior. *moment taken*
agalryunaer
Juba: Can they hear you? Maximus: Who? Juba: Your family. In the afterlife. Maximus: Oh yes. Juba: What do you say to them? Maximus: To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... t
Thel
Here, we see the rare S&M sheep in its natural habitat. Now, let's watch as the male enters the cage with the ball gag...
getittwistd
-They've discovered our only weakness Frank! CHAIN LINK! -Don't worry Estelle, i've already begun to work on a fecal paste we can use to grease ourselves and slip through the cracks!
Brett-Butler
If I had a million dollars, I would buy a woolen coat (but not a real wool coat that's cruel)
feel_the_force
mississippi burning: as performed by the farmyard ameteur dramatics society.
bydonn
You know that they are gay....'cause they're laying on HAAYYYYYYYY!!! (Ok, so if you say it really effeminate, as stretch it out ,and - oh, screw you guys....)
isles147
Wylie Coyote's latest plan backfired and now he is trapped in a petting zoo with all the other ACME Coyotes
Leaf
George and his friends really wanted to be executioneers. They were just a little sheepish.
bhippie
Fluffy just wanted to fit in, and Nibbles was just doing it for fun. But Socks, Socks was dye-in-the-wool Klan.
crazyivan
The identity of England's three Executioner Bunnies was kept secret until decades after abolishing capital punishment.
DamnitDog
This craption needs to win to prove the winner wrong, which would prove him right, but atleast knock him out of the first place spot.
SBTL
I fucking hate going to these formal affairs! Hope we don't have fava beans and chianti again.
Leaf
They think they're people!! Wait... they're the Ku Klux Lamb?!? They think they're baaaaad people!!!
Leaf
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep. Are you on your way? Yes sir, Yes sir. It's the K, K, K. One thinks he's my master. The other is his dame. The little one's the bastard that lives down the lane.
Supermanfxk
"You crapped your sheet Jim." "I know Sam." "The grand Wizard won't like that." "But when you...." "Shut up Sam."
captainjack
South Park outdoes itself with the "The Virgin Mary was actually a Goat" episode
dandaman
"The Dating Game" went downhill once it hit New Zealand, starting with the poor choices for "Baa-chelorettes".
SlimTheSham
Ironically, some perverted sheep now dress up like people and have sex parties.
Leaf
"And now for our big announcement! This new product - the sheep blanket - has been specially designed to fight the spread of foot and mouth disease! As you can see, it covers the whole body. Well, except for the feet... and the mouth... Well, back t
T-virus
After the first battle, the King realized that sheep were no longer a good substitute for horses.
bobthecob
The hunger strike was going well till the warden tempted them with all that hay.
Fabjet
"Psst! hey! I think they'll find out we are wolves, she's staring at us with her ass"
linkindarf
The 198th Tri-anual sheep Klansmen meeting. The motto this year "Putting the Blacksheep down since 1865".
technotard
I say, Mortimer old boy, this hay is dee-lish!! Oh my heavens, I seem to have shit myself again! Bloody hell!!!
joebu23
This is the only way the lambs won't get terrified by the huge ass in capris right outside their cage.
fyodor79
I agree- there should be a time delay before all submitted craptions are simultaneously released... also, lambda, lambda, lambda!
whirlwind201
The Ku Klux Klan deep cover operatives would be more effective if they took off their hoods and robes.
fairies74
The sheep chose to hide their faces in shame during the day after what they have to do with Farmer Brown each night.....after night.....after night...
MindPez
Sheep 2: Hey, I think I shart my pants. Can you check it out? Sheep 1: Oh, Jesus! Yep! Did you have a YooHoo today?
Brett-Butler
Old King Billy Had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now it's only 5 foot 4.
DamnitDog
Hell if you dont post in like the first minute then you really have no chance of winning the contest.
behindthescenes
Excerpt from Match.com: "I'm a simple Shepherd who enjoys the outdoors, steaks on a grill, tending my flock and BDSM."
joebu23
Thank god we're wearing these masks, now we don't have to stare at the fat humans over there all day....
ray18
Hoping to escape slaughter, Bill, Pierce and Jake attempted to blend in with the crowd
stodavr
After putting their women in burkas to combat lust, the Taliban took the next logical step.
jon740
Despite the redundancy of it, ghost has always been the favorite halloween costume for sheep.
ivecomehomenow
We elected a black president and race is still an issue. I'll never understand this country.
getittwistd
The creator os goatse.cx had finally been captured. They were made to wear robes for reasons that should be obvious.
feel_the_force
welcome to my zoo for animal offenders!! meet gerald, tom and harvey the discriminating goats!
AlecJace
The child in the stroller ended up having a very unhealthy sexual appetite later in life.
danwell331
After the lambs took over, they created zoos where they could observe the habits of the earth-bound human.
DamnitDog
Anyone wanta guess which one is going to be the star in JJ Abrams next monster movie?
DamnitDog
Welcome to the Houston Livestock show and Rodeo, its the largest Rodeo in the country, and last stop for these sheep before they become a greek dinner.
AlecJace
"I'm gonna do it man, I'm gonna jump the fence and take out everyone I can before they stop me." "Stan, I will fucking kill you. I have a wife and kids back home. Now, lets just get this vicious sodomy over with and move on."
xgrendelx
I guess just because you live in the petting zoo, doesn't mean you like to put up with people touching you all day.
GaseousClay
Sheep with poor parents have to make their own lame ghost costumes on Halloween too.
jgregpegleg
With their sex life in a rut, the Lamberts improved their lovelife with BDSM and the occasional 3-way.
grumnut1
..so I said, Fred, can ya do something about the Paparazzi. So what do ya think?
bydonn
There IS a place for all of God's creatures...unfortunately, for these guys it's next to the potatoes and gravy.....
mactheknife
god damnit these craptions are so horrible lately. ku klux lamb? really? lambs dont even have thumbs to hang black sheep or burn crosses. shoddy, just plain shoddy.
Supermanfxk
Steve was certain the Grand Wizard would see the crap stain on sheet, but he had forgotten his Tide Pen and there was nothing he could do about it now.
exnavalgunner
The fame and was too much for the actors from Black Sheep they had to take extreme measures to avoid the paprazzi
exnavalgunner
The fame was too much for the actors from Black Sheep they had to take extreme measures to avoid paparazzi
ritsuka
to clarify it for everyone, there are no points at the top oif the head. there is no swasticas. there is absolutly nothing to do with the kkk in this picture. fuck it, no ones going to listen. im going to a ralley
crooms
As Guantanamos last prisoners are released, Muslim leaders say this is the final straw
Chaos Merchant
"Shaving us is embarrassing enough, but now they dress us up as ghosts? Where's the bolt-gun when you need it!?"
exnavalgunner
"Cant believe you came here with the same outfit on janet!" " I know tracey its so embarassing!, ....Oh god dont look now but youre not going to believe what chantelle has on....."
dandaman
Funny how even though there's over 20 different KKK Craptions, roughly half actually know not to spell "Ku" with an L.
Gareth
Seriously, I was refreshing the page as 3:00 approached, and the current winning entry was literally the first one submitted.
JackMcPoop
If PETA got pissed off when there's a dog fighting scandle,just imagine what they'll do when they find out Michael Vick's been raising racsist sheep.
hectoman
The Sheep Herder got jealous. He thought his girls looked a little TOO provocative at the fair...
Dv!nc!
These genetically engineered sheep grow sheets instead of cotton, cutting out the middle-man to bring YOU the cheapest sheets in all of the Western United States.
Shickadance
It was a somber morning for the animals, for they knew that they would soon be Rosie O'donnell's breakfast.
TripMaverick
Sheep Cage Matches wern't as exciting as Vince McMahon thought they would be
iCoflin
In retrospect, all the scientists agreed it was probably a bad idea to clone any animal from Don Imus's farm.
CaptAmerica
Your all looking at this all wrong. The black supremacist sheep have imprisoned the white folk and are taunting them by donning their KKK garb.
YsoCerious?
Fearing a potential scandal, Lamb Chop had her mutant siblings imprisoned and kept secret from the world.
YsoCerious?
Remember, next time that Clarice girl walks by, everybody scream at the top of their lungs!!!
Rex-Jester
Hey, it's 2:38... this doesn't have a goast of a chance of winning! (Get it, ghost, goats, goast... duh!)
hulk67851
Damn! The KKK will let anyone in, no matter how BAAAAD they are! OH SCREW YOU PEOPLE! THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
hoochiscrazy
They don't want the others to see what happens when they've been baaaaadd. that was bad, sorry i have the flu
MasterBates
Psst, hey Frank, lets see how long it takes Bill to realize I just shit my pants
Walker720
"This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people, started singin' it..." Lambchop, will you SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP?!!!
el_duderino
*singing* This the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends...
flyerzrule
BillyBobJoe, Hicksville, Kentucky, brought 3 of his wives with him to the NASCAR race.
joebu23
You'd think they'd have more respect for themselves then to just sit there and shit their clothes all day.......
Stretch
The one popular sheep changes her outfit, and now everyone is doing it. These animals are such...such...well they're something.
feel_the_force
Winning This One Will Be Like Finding A Needle In A Haystack... Oh Wait!? I Think I See One?!
TheLastEnemy
In a desperate attempt to avoid being slaughtered, these sheep have disguised themselves as... er... klansmen?
Fabjet
They were scared. Very scared. Because the suits they had to wear meant nothing more than just their unavoidable end. And Sally, couldn't resist the fear and shit her pants
bboykarma
apparently in addition to the dozens of jobs he already works, Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks also raised sheep
DamnitDog
Can you tell which one is related to Madonna? I will give you a hint, its the one that had Kaballa water on its ass.
dirtyhippie007
That sheep in the middle seems to have wet his robe. What does this look like, a zoo?
phreesh
"Have you seen what the horses dressed as?" "What?" "Julia Roberts." "Are you sure it wasn't just Julia Roberts?" "...No."
feel_the_force
funny thing is that under the robes they're black...the most contradictory white supremacists ever.
Sourcookies
Goddamnit Humphrey, how many times do I have to tell you to stop conspiring against black people? No food for a week!
rustytrombone
John Rhys Davies wasn't the only one to shit himself during the making of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.
fsascaddy
DEM CRACKA'S AINT NEVER GON KNOW ITS US,. RIGHT TERELL? ERR,. I MEAN,. DAVID....
Fabjet
"Trust me, you really don't wanna see what we look like without this horrible clothes"
Arseny
It puts the raincoat on its skin or else it gets wet, cold and just unpleasant in general.
dandaman
What the hell is that woman doing so close to that deer's ass? With a kid, no less?
HamBaconEgg
Hahaha boys, with these sheets, no one will ever recognize that we're sheeps...
charokee
After a successful career as a lamb star, Lambchop's fortune was mishandled by agents and he ended up joining the Ku Klux Lamb
bobina
Sheep to the right: I think that guy back there is crapping his pants. Middle sheep: No, that's me.
seangotgame
Lil Bo-peep won't know what hit her. She should have never admitted to having a black cousin.
Dozer612
The sheep are blind and where told they are white. Poor little fellas have no idea they're black. Wait till the rest of the members get a load of this!
LuckyGrills
After donning their fire proof overalls, race officials madly looked for helmuts for the New Zealand A1 racing team.
LuckyGrills
Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool? Fuck it, nothing is as funny as Ku Klux Lamb.
ELFfromToronto
I rekon baaaaack in aaaaaaa daaaaaaaaay in sweet home Alaaaaaabaaaaaamaaaaa we had a meeting....
sexybeast
everybody knew this was bound to happen... do you know how WHITE this guys are....
Tarantula
Carlsberg dont do racist sheep but if they did theyd probably be the best in the world
yde
Obama baby with his mom in pink blouse: mommy I don't want to visit this theme zoo anymore!!
XtinaBoomGirl
Suddenly the mystery of the missing black sheep didn't seem so mysterious...
Simski
Despite the stable climate in the stable, Jack Sheepskin made a nice profit due to raincoats being 'in'.
neahga
Why are the craptions always posted a day late. It's the 8th, not the 7th!!! Or is Cracked just always a day late?
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