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The 5 Most Ridiculous Bill O'Reilly Moments

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I write here sometimes. Also make videos. I also do that one (the videos one) at my own site, Those Aren't Muskets! (www.thosearentmuskets.com). I also do a lot of other stuff, but it's not as directly applicable to the Internet, and I feel like that's what you're probably most interested in. I often shave.

I really wish you'd stay away from the political stuff because it's more preaching than humour. But O'Reilly isn't so much a political commentator as he is just a windy bag o'douche. I guess I wouldn't mind some of this as long as we can all laugh at the Michael Moores and Nancy Pelosis of the world as well. I hate it when people don't realize just about everyone in our two headed system is funny and there's not a complete functioning brain amongst them.

6/26/2009 9:08:51 AM
rrpostal

Incidentally, here's a link to the video of the 9/11 kid. Very thorough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IwIRNM5noY

6/26/2009 12:54:42 AM
Pian0man

Brilliant vid, let me be the now millionth person to say f**k YOU bill o'reilly. It amuses me that conservative idiots say that 'Bill O'Reilly is the only one with enough balls to stand up to those spineless liberals', but the only time he appears particularly badass is when he's calling people unpatriotic and not letting them finish sentences. I laugh at you, bill. Incidentally, I also lol'd with much vigor at **** you clippy!

6/26/2009 12:37:07 AM
Pian0man

I lol'd so hard when you said "f**k you, Clippy."

5/27/2009 7:24:05 AM
Joc1992

It took me four watchthroughs to notice the scrolling text. Nice touch.

5/18/2009 3:29:32 PM
Wren

juju69 - "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

And since O'Reilly's compared whatever the hell he was talking about to doing a kindness for Hitler - you see, the only difference between what O'Reilly did and Godwin's Law EXACTLY is that it wasn't on Usenet.

5/5/2009 2:20:45 PM
auslander

And Now He's All Perturbed Because Eminem Poked Fun At Sarah Palin In His New Video!!
Hey Em,Don't Poke Fun at Sarah Palin!!
Not Only Can She Field Dress a Moose, Now Her Daughter Bristol's
a Child Bearin'Woman!!

5/3/2009 6:01:07 PM
TheEnemyBelow

Godwin's Law does not apply here nobody mentioned them.

4/25/2009 5:27:57 AM
juju69

Thank you for calling Godwin's Law on O'Reilly.

4/20/2009 5:44:29 PM
slantways

hilarious.

4/6/2009 12:43:55 AM
pinkyslayer

It's interesting how right-leaning Cracked readers believe that when people like Bill O'Reilly act like idiotic, opinionated douchebags, they consider it to be "showing some balls" or "saying what we're all thinking".

Also, the puppy and kitten were adorable.

4/4/2009 8:12:09 AM
ThePotatoKing

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CLIPPY!

4/3/2009 2:17:15 PM
GreenEyedLady

Please post this and other videos on YouTube or Facebook!!

Bill O' is a world class douche bag. Michael Moore is no winner either but at least he votes democratic.
They both cherry pick information for the sake of their message, take quotes out of context and have private agendas that are extremely left and right leaning- respectively.

4/3/2009 5:48:40 AM
joelduffman

I am as right wing as they come. But damn do i hate Bill O'Reilly. I like the way he has the guts to say his mind but he's such a hipocrite. Accusing Michael Moore (a.k.a. the worlds biggest douche)of deliberately misguiding people. Its true, but he needs to take a good look at himself. He doesn't even understand the subject matter.He is as damaging to the integrity of conservative politics as Moore is to the integrity of liberal politics.

I have read 'Michael Moore is a big fat stupid white man' its a good book. Every1 who reads a Michael Moore book or watches one of his movies should read it as well

4/3/2009 4:36:24 AM
juju69

Someone needs to assassinate Bill O'Reilly.

4/2/2009 11:09:36 PM
Del_Felesif

correction: I meant to say 'book'. It never made it to film. Thank god.

4/1/2009 8:25:40 PM
nosebutter

screw that. Bill O'Reilly is one of the last few people in the world who has the balls to stand up to tree-hugging, feel good hippie liberals. Michael Moore is the worst example of this. Everyone, liberal, conservative or otherwise, should come to know Michael Moore as the extreme left-wing nut that he is. If you ever did any real research into ANY of the propaganda-filled films he's spewed as fact, you'd see that it's hurting democrats' cause far more than helping. Don't believe me? There's a film he made called 'Stupid White Men'. A group of people who finally decided they had enough of his bullshit published a book called 'Michael Moore is a Stupid Fat White Man'. Take a gander at it. Learn something.

4/1/2009 8:23:00 PM
nosebutter

There should be more people like Bill O'Reilly.

The only balls the Left have remaining are the two dried up hemorrhoids forgotten in between the stank lair of Nancy Pelosi's mud hole.

They must have itched real bad during baracks presidential address to congress.
up and down
up and down
up and down
scratch that itch
b***h

4/1/2009 6:31:36 PM
4thSurvivor

Don't Forget This Week's Outrageous Moment!!
He's Gonna Boycott Sean Penn Movies Because
He's Gopnna Go To Venezeulsa and Pal Around With
Hugo Chavez!!!

Yawn!!O'Reilly and Penn Have Egos The Size of The USS Harry Truman
and Brains The Size of Pecans!!

3/31/2009 5:31:04 PM
TheEnemyBelow

f**k Bill O'Reilly!

3/31/2009 4:56:38 PM
MetalZ3bra
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