Notable Comment: Goose 129 says "How about this: "A group of terrorist invade a small town, led by a ruthless mask wearing fiend named Jason Ali-Ben-Palin. Armed with a laptop that took a direct nuke blast, he is able to control everything from playboy models to vending machines. The local dojo takes on the terrorist and in some sadistic way kick ass. The terrorist are driven out of town and the Navy pilots take over and cleanse them of their evil ways." There.... all five..... one remake.... all done." You know Hollywood's gonna make that now, right? They read messageboards, and now that movie is totally gonna happen. Great.
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Or you could just, you know, delete your facebook account. That's a pretty good idea.
Notable Comment: Puka says "What they're really saying: I don't use Facebook or Myspace. I'm better than you." Nailed it!
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We're still gonna buy every single version of The Dark Knight they ever release.
Notable Comment: mtrix534 wonders "what does nc-17 stand for?" It's 'Not Saf-' oh...oh. Not...cool for under 17? Not...censored? Huh. This is really a quick google search that we just don't feel like doing, so we're gonna say it means "Nine Cocks," (with eight cocks, you can still slip by with an R rating).