CNN Mistakes Boobs For News
So I've kind of noticed something. The less I like my HBN, the more time I put into the accompanying blog post. So in that tradition, let me say this is my favorite HBN ever. You disagree? That's fine, go become Facebook friends with Ross and let him know about it. I on the other hand am pleased. And it has boobs. So c'mon don't be greedy.
In this space typically reserved for merriment, I'd like to give a shout out to Sam Durfee/Robot Jesus and Starberry. Why? Why not, I already said I wasn't going to be funny here. Besides they were two of the earliest HBN supporters. Their illegal and barely legal love got me through some dark times in a way that Swaim's deep tissue massages just couldn't. Thanks.
Check out some more of Gladstone's stuff HERE. And while you may already be his Facebook friend, have you joined the club that all the kids are talking about?
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Replystarts to rub her pussy...
ReplyAgain the flight to the last rays of the canoes, he has a conscience; which signifies Big Sarpent; so named for his habits were much more manful and honorable. [ Read More]...
wheres the video?
ReplyNo vid here either.
Replydecent
ReplyThese HBN shorts are getting progressively better. I actually laughed at this one.
ReplyNo Comment needed... you KNOW what im thinking...
ReplyIn case you dont, it involves Gladstone, A shaved goat and whipped cream...
Oh, thats right, restraining order, i forgot.
At least DOB will still fuck me if i bring 2 bottles of peach schnapps and a fist shaped dildo.
Nipnotized!
ReplyWho knew there were so many 'monkeys' out there? Ms. Moss obviously has issues..most likely due to her consumption of wheat germ and soy-based foods. Perhaps her recycling bin in her backyard is emitting noxious and mind-altering fumes resulting in the misfiring of neurons in her brain. Or, she is just an exhibitionist freak sadly due to her parents' nudist/streaking behavior. Maybe she's smoking the wheat germ..
ReplyAs for where to ride nude geographically, I'm with kingmonkey in the locale should be warm. We're all half naked here daily anyway, (Oahu), and while her behavior would stand out, it wouldn't be newsworthy. Unless she was riding with say, a turtle strapped to her tush..
Gladstone knows what you want, baby. Gladstone knows what you need.
Replyi almost fell out of my chair when you put on aquarius,
Replyand its a rolling chair
on tile
that would have hurt...
lol- nice one gladstone
Riding a bike naked in Ontario would have to be a seasonal thing. Even now it's getting a bit cold. Everyone nearby would be hypnotized by the nipples.
ReplyNipnotized!
She should come to my hometown. Woman here are allowed to go topless. (Unless they changed the by-law recently...only one way to find out for sure) As for totally naked, well that's where the strip clubs come in. Viva Ontario! Canada.
ReplyI think riding a bike naked would be a tad uncomfortable and possibly messy, depending on exactly how much love one is feeling for mother earth at that time.
So it was Gladstone we had sandwiched? Niiiiiiiiiiice
ReplyLeathermonkey42? I hereby claim this as a shout out to both myself and glendoor42!
ReplyDoes anyone else have problems with the video player? I've still only watched half of it.. :( Good half Gladstone :) Well maybe this is the key to making a one day a week episode last a whole week?
ReplyI think this is the best HBN so far and not only because of my shout out. It had everything. cynicism, smugness, boobs and the world famous Gladstone strip tease! I actually have a few classmates who are hardcore enviormentalist enough to do something that ridiculous...
Reply..well, maybe if you were LeatherMonkey42..
Replywow! small world! We should hook up! Not in a gay way or anything... unless you want to.
ReplyI feel like Clint Allen.
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