PIMPIN' ALL OVER HISTORY!
History's 7 Most Astounding Sexual Resumes
Wondering why you didn't make the list? You might get laid often, but we're talking dick-explodingly often, here. You just can't compete.
Notable Comment: CrazyCatLady says "Somehow I feel like Im catching an STD just looking at John Holmes." Ahahaha. Also you're pregnant.
PUNCH DRUNK STUPID!
10 Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
Of course Gary Busey made the list!
Notable Comment: CodyCastor says "Tonight's main event: "Sedated" Ray Liotta vs. "Molasses" Gorn. And on the undercard, a triple-threat match: "Bear-mode" Nicolas Cage vs. a swarm of Piranhahawks vs. like, six funnels worth of bees." We'd pay to see that.
The 5 Historical Figures Who Died the Weirdest Deaths
Notable Comment: NukeWhales has an addition for the list "Tycho Brahe should be on this list. He was man enough to hold a piss long enough for his bladder to rupture because it was rude for the host to get up from the table at a party. I cant believe he didnt piss himself first." And it's totally gross.
ALL HAIL MACGYVER!
The 5 Greatest Real Life MacGyver Moments
Incidentally, this article was written with just a napkin, a lighter, a scorpion and some good old-fashioned know-how.
Notable Comment: Jeduc says "MacGyver must be the weirdest lover in the world. "Baby, I bet I can get you off using nothing but these chopsticks, half a pound of lukewarm chow mein, and this gerbil I found. Hand me the duct tape."" Is everybody else thinking about MacGyver having sex now? Good. Gross.