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The 5 Douchiest Douchebags in This Week's News

By David Knight, Lex Friedman, Oren Katzeff, Seth Brown

The news gives us douchebags. We make lemonade.

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16 Comments

webnesto

This was an awesome week in douchebaggery and YES, I still miss the News on Cracked too.

Posted on 4/13/2008 10:21:10 AM

Wallsy

The week in douchebaggery is good, but I want the News on Cracked back. :-(

Posted on 4/13/2008 3:43:58 AM

hulk67851

You know, since Oren is gone, maybe he can get replaced by a hot blonde who gives out iPhone etiquette tips. HMMMM!

Posted on 4/12/2008 8:12:57 AM

Bruce182

Katzeff was Heston!! I knew it.

Posted on 4/12/2008 2:26:34 AM

Crazycracker

Back on the set...spiffy suit...new graphics...maybe I was wrong last week. Maybe we shouldn't shoot you like a lame dog. Maybe.

Posted on 4/11/2008 8:18:21 PM

fragg

I loved the music and also how the story came full circle back to Charlton Heston. Anyway, pouring one on the curb for Oren...

Posted on 4/11/2008 7:37:48 PM

juggadore

how do you go from last weeks thing to this?

Posted on 4/11/2008 6:40:00 PM

TrapserCat

I would like to accuse everyone who stole my

Posted on 4/11/2008 5:35:19 PM

glendoor42

That was funny as hell, made my Friday and Chris Clark is a dick.

Posted on 4/11/2008 4:52:50 PM

Kilvas

Sure a lot of deaths this time around.

Posted on 4/11/2008 4:13:52 PM

SmooveO

I miss Oren. He was like a son to me (or at the very least like a co-anchor to Lex that I didn't really get to know that well).

Posted on 4/11/2008 3:44:47 PM

I-Rod

Did charlton heston and oren katzeff kill each other in a legendary gun battle??

Posted on 4/11/2008 3:40:28 PM

TheFreeBird

that was epic

Posted on 4/11/2008 1:38:38 PM

Shaku

MORE! MORE! MORE! Why must I wait an entire week to get the only news that counts? Fuck CNN and especially FUCK those guys at FOXNews. Those conservative douches, fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses. They're a pair of fucking clown shoes. Just like Lex.

Posted on 4/11/2008 1:07:04 PM

Onodera

Uffda! Every week I check, expecting to be named a douchebag, but luckily, once again, I am not.

Posted on 4/11/2008 10:00:18 AM

gman

that was fucking legendary

Posted on 4/11/2008 9:39:32 AM

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