knightwhosaysni
The horrific sight that greeted Cinderella as the clock struck 12 and the magic started wearing off her coach.
Stretch
There are bells on the reigns too. You know, in case someone doesn't see them coming.
magnumD.R.
There's always two dicks that want to ruin casual fridays for everyone else.
badonia
manjockey74: hey what's up? a/s/l horseboy22: hi 45/man/cleveland manjockey74: so shot in the dark here but you wanna do something this weekend? horseboy22: what do you have in mind?
Bell110
It didn't take long for Joe and Larry to realize they were at the wrong convention.
Bell110
All month Sarah's parents have been telling her she was getting a pony for her birthday. Boy is she going to be pissed.
SamLowery
The International Lesbian Alliance presents the test pilot of their, "You fuck THIS gender?!" conversion propaganda directed towards straight women.
42david42
Jack was just walking peacefully along the street - on his way to the annual meeting of the association of people who can be tricked in to doing anything by midgets, when suddenly he realised, that he had slipped up again.
Bell110
Jimmy's friends misheard him when he said he wanted WHORES at his bachelor party.
cannibalcopas
You know, it says something when your dressed like a 300 pound retarded pony boy, being driven by a wee englishman, and you still have to wear a name badge......friggin Patriot Act.....
chaoskitten
1970's patterned carpet is trying to make a comeback with advertising targeted towards the 'hip' demographic
gamefreakjohnny
How degrading... That poor passenger was for to wear a fake leather vest?!
SmooveO
When you don't make your number at Cracked headquarters, the CFO imposes harsh consequences.
Jenna_Tullwortz
To say Santa Claus' divorce settlement was brutal would be a gross understatement.
Superhal
in soviet russia you pull horse...Rickshaw was the lamest transformer...two fuckwads, 1 bridle...sex is sex...what happens in vegas stays in vegas...we don't want to look like a couple of fags
Winkelman
Dad always said he was in the transportation business....but he was always a bit vague.
Squish78
The low budget re-enactment of Ben-Hur was far more terrifying than the original...
Two_Gun_Tom
After "Pulp Fiction" Travolta's career took off. The Gimp's.... not so much.
namesnatcher
these are known as blinders. Not on the horse, I meant these stupid pictures
TenDollarTurkey
"Whoa, mule whoa, mule! Awww, c'mon, please whoa! Pretty please? Awww, please, c'mon, won't you please whoa? When I say 'whoa', I mean WHOA! Camels is sooo stupid!"
Roger Rogerson
In the post-apocalyptic future this is the only available type of transport.
london
10 seconds later he lost control and crashed into on-coming traffic. The result: one of the nastiest orgy's mankind had ever seen.
Lewis
Compared to the twins, the elevator full of blood and the bear giving the man a blowjob, Ponyboy and Leonard just didn't cut it as scary ghosts at the Shinning hotel.
Superhal
"Hurry up Ed! We still have to pick up Star Wars Kid, and Dramatic Look Beaver is starting his show in 10 minutes!"
namesnatcher
He was getting tired of the whip, but he would have his revenge, taking the stairs from the eighth floor down
gomezdm
Britney Spears' expected something different when her manager said "it's a job in Vegas and you'll be TOPLESS!"
Stretch
"Sir, just because he's pretending to be your horse does not mean he can shit all over the rug."
hamlet
Paul didn't care if Joe was a natural blond or not..."As long as the mane matche the tail," he was often hear to say.
yeahbud
You think getting rid of the clydesdales will hurt Budweiser's marketing campaign?
blitzone
Pierre instantly realized the flaw in his plan when he saw what was at eye level.
QueenBoudica
She had them Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with the fur The whole club lookin at her She hit the floor (I'm not sure how much lower anyone can go?) Shawty got low low low low low low low low
london
Steve was fascinated by the long blond hair that spewed out of Patrick's arse, that he completely forget that his dignity was slowly fading.
mosevens
Jane was too embarrassed to have her father drop her off at school, but Timmy had no problem with it.
zbeebs
You know those people who get rejected by eHarmony? Sometimes there's a really good reason why.
lucyjon
Just one of many scientologist customs that the rest of the world can only wonder about.
klopper
"The people's glances sometimes make me feel bad!" Francis told me in a quiet moment. "Yes, I am a disabled man in a wheelchair. What is the problem with these people?"
Bell110
A horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse is the famous John.
crispy
When Larry was told that he would be helping people in wheelchairs, he had no idea.
crispy
There really is no good way to incorporate the lanyard nametag into this beautiful ensemble
niceilike
George was always told, "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." He was content with just staring at it's ass.
optimus_prime
In his underground lair, the evil Stephen Hawking prepares his vision for the future - the disabled rule the world and get carried everywhere by those fully physically-functioning bastards.
badonia
"It's just not working out" "But i dressed up like a horse & pulled a carriage for you" "I know & I appreciate that but it's not you it's me" "My entire family disowned me & I lost my job when you posted those pictures on the internet" "Maybe we
london
Donald hated loosing at Monopoly - now he had to be pulled through the halls and wear the hat of shame.
Trillian
Here comes the King, here comes the Big Number One Budweiser is Beer that's second to none...
namesnatcher
this horse was working out better than the last one, because Heather Mills just kept going in circles...
djseifer
Budweiser's replacement for the Clydesdale horses proved unpopular in all major markets except San Francisco.
gatorboymike
After it was discovered that whiskey and potatoes, when combined in the proper proportions, could create a nuclear weapon, the Irish conquest of the world was assured.
TheJake
Gerald suddenly realized that he wasn't in Kansas anymore... and he was no longer Dorothy.
AlanShore
For Chester, the humiliation was less about the bridle, mask, and cart than it was about the midget in jackboots staring at his ass and describing what he would do to Chester's "tail".
Bell110
Even though he's human, Sam decided to shit all over the carpet... you know, for authenticity sake.
42david42
Hulk Hogan had a few years of common labour before his wrestling career really took off
optimus_prime
Homohobbibot was one of the lesser known, though no less feared, Transformers.
Questionevil
Peter Jackson still to this day can't understand why his early ideas for the Lord of the Rings were rejected.
42david42
"Damn, this is embarrasing! And I'm been dragging him through the whole city. Good thing I wore this face mask. Nobody will ever recognize me... Oh, shit! The nametag!"
DrJones
Carl and Jim's application for CBS's Amazing Race was quickly added to the rejected pile.
Giles
oh my god what a freak! he's wearing a white wig with a brown gimp suit and everyone knows black is in this season! could you be more unfashionable?!
BearMan
This is exactly why you should have a babysitter when consuming god-like quantities of LSD.
jdcskillet
*Bells Jingling* "Look Mommy its Santa's reindeer" Poor Timmy will never be the same...
goodapollo
Whoa whoa whoa...What's the badge for? Last time I checked your gimp gets in free to anime conventions.
goodapollo
He thought it was a good idea until he realized he'd have to stare at his buddy's ass all day. Then he thought it was a GREAT idea.
corbin
Only upon reaching the hotel lobby did Frank realize he had replaced his pants with a Victorian coachman again.
corbin
Only upon reaching the hotel lobby did Frank finally realize he had replaced his pants with a Victorian coachman again.
explodercide
With Eternia now safe Prince Adam spent most of his time showing German tourists around
MChau723
Following his dramatic exile from the world of modeling, Fabio struggled to find a stable career.
Superhal
After his boxing career was over, Butterbean took his fame and tried to start a lounge act in Vegas...and then he met Bill Gates.
lucyjon
You know, really, with the face blocked out, that could be soooo many guys I know.
lucyjon
Bob realized that he couldn't control his sexy, animal attraction, and so he unveiled it for all the world to see.
lucyjon
Emily only caught a glimpse from behind, but she would know that blonde tail anywhere.
namesnatcher
yes, he was wearing jockeys, Mike Tyson was wearing boxers, and Judge Judy was wearing briefs...
hairlessape
As Gunther trotted his way towards the convention, he couldn't help but smile. His father had tried to squash his dreams but now they were a reality.
Stretch
It's a good thing he's wearing a back brace. He'd really look the fool if he hurt himself.
yeahbud
You think Budweiser's replacement for the Clydesdales will hurt their marketing campaign?
TheJake
Darrel silently hoped none of his friends saw him when he moonlighted as a clydsdale.
smcole45
Events like this would be added if they Olympics were ever held in [insert name of strange country]
Jowseppy
the sherpa acted out his terrible revenge on the fucking goat he'd been lugging over bridges all week
niceilike
On his 40th birthday, Dave decided he could finally live the happy life he always dreamed of as a Budweiser Clydesdale. George more selfishly, was only interested in the free rides and sex.
42david42
All her life Jill's father had treated her like the freak she was, but now finally he was proud. Come harvest and his barn would be full in no time.
optimus_prime
Jim should have known his unnatural "love" of horses would come back to haunt him in Hell.
optimus_prime
Whatever the occasion, Gary "Horse Boy" Jenkins never failed to remember his name tag.
rrichards
The Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 is most often abused by our most vindictive and incidentally, worthless class - the cripples.
iggypoo
an ancient and secretive sect which ceremonials envolve dragging the sacrifice around after scalping them with their buttocks.
j_stevens0n
I understand cross-dressing, I even understand the dominant and submissive crowd, but some fetishes are just beyond me.
42david42
Jimmy thought that it was just a fart he was letting go, but when he turned around he realised, that he had crapped a midget on a carriage again.
TheJake
The stage version of Sparticus is a lot less popular than the movie... and a lot MORE gay
Dang it! Thought this man asked me to dothis for him, no idea we's go throughhere though....hey, likin'that ass though
Dr.Tobor
Man, when I become rich I'm totally doing this. I just need to find a pair of leather underwear my size.
Scratch
The newest suggestion from Exxon-Mobile for those who don't want to pay $4.00 a gallon.
azel
this determned scout was the only one willing to gain his GIMP badge however the other scouts where very willing to take turns in "helping" him slong with his task
azel
this determned scout was the only one willing to gain his GIMP badge however the other scouts where very willing to take turns in "helping" him along with his task
Critax
This is Make A Wish Foundation's most horribly scarring wish, ever, ever, I mean EVAR!!!
tiffer
After years of abusing acid and suppressing homoerotic thoughts, this is what i see when i close my eyes.
goodapollo
You realize that if he actually pulls on the reins the whole ensemble will just fall over backwards? Although he might like that...
kshipley
If I were him I definately would not be wearing a name tag...who am I kidding, I am him.
bobboringbaker
After Cracked fired him, Lex Friedman was forced into a slightly more embarrassing profession
Mailliwmal
The Rainbow coalition and the Green worked together once....the results were not pretty.
Belljar84
"Mush my gallant husky!...i would like to visit the hotel gift shop before we depart for the convention.."
bryguy
Fuck you Cracked, how do you expect me to beat assassassin's caption, it's my birthday, just let me win
TaoGnosis
Few explanations were needed to justify Best Western's immediate refusal to host another convention. Ever.
webstargh
If you think this is messed up, you should see what the guy in the background has just been up to.
flattorama
Although admittedly wrong about Rudolph, many of the reindeers were still skeptical about Santa's adoption of Affirmitive Action hiring policies.
CavalierX
The fact that this freaky man-horse guy has to wear a nametag scares me... are there others for whom he might be mistaken?
TheJake
Sooo... I was trying to think of something funny to say when I realized, Cracked just tricked us all into staring at this picture, so the jokes on us.
SGGuitar
Back in the 1800's, this was the only mode of trasportation... for a parapaleagic
TheJake
In hindsight, James wondered if he'd posted his interest in starting a "Stud Ranch" in the wrong Craig's List forum...
jimbob
He's in Soft Condition just now, but you can see his fine points. Got his conformation from his sire, Silver Streaker. Past competition age now, but he's worth a mint in stud fees
grumnut1
Allan had yet to tell his parents the reason for the room discount was they were expected to help out the maître d'
Yabels
"Fuck my life. ONCE AGAIN. Goddammit, that's it..." "No, Steve, don't do it!" *chik-chik...bOOOOOm!!!* "AHHH! Steeeeeeevvveeeeee!!!"
haribo
The casting director of Germany's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom messed up when it came to Short Round.
GHG
ugh, the shirt on the guy in back is DISGUSTING. oh yeah, also the fat guy cart-thing...
montanaguy
fat bob fun pants wasn't as famous as his cousin bob but he didn't let that slow him down
PeaceLoveJulie
jim was determined to work off his flab, no matter what his personal trainer put him through.
PeaceLoveJulie
jim was determined to work off all of his flab, no matter what his personal trainer put him through.
dandaman
"Can you imagine what would have happened if Walt Disney lost the creative rights to Fantasia?" "As a matter of fact..."
turd_furgeson
Despite his best efforts, Lance had completely failed to draw attention away from his awful farmers tan.
turd_furgeson
"What happens in fight club stays in fight club" sounded a lot tougher than it really turned out to be.
tigerstyle
James learned the horrible truth about what really happens when you catch a Leprechaun.
gunlar
And as they come spinning out of the turn - in the lead it's - FAT GUY ridden by Leather Boy. This is exactly why no one goes to see horse racing anymore...
hunter
the suggestion of peta to stop exploding horses and start exploding jackasses was extremely well received by the nation.
BoogerBlaster
and that's how "I-Hate-My-In-Laws-And-Here's-What-I'm-Doing-About-It" Day was started
Wise-ass
Sure, HE gets the blinders. I WANT THE FUCKIN' BLINDERS!! (but JUST the blinders).
laughorcry
(later that week) I keep having these...acid flashbacks? Are you sure we didn't do anything together last weekend?
azel
it was at this point scout master tim began to regret demonstrating to his scouts how to obtain the new brown pants badge
Grayson
A sad day came to Metropolis in 2005, when onlookers found out that the Daily Planet had been exaggerating the extent of Superman's abilities
kurnal_kang
Unfortunately, due to poor marksmanship, they were never able to tear down the wall.
sunburnking
The Night of the Fast Wheels: The politicization of the Austrian Association of Disabled People and their dramatic rise to power
sunburnking
The Night of the Fast Wheels: The story of the politicization of the Austrian Association of Disabled People and their dramatic rise to power
Hedgegoat
Ned couldn't hide the sadness in his face when even the glue factory wouldn't take "Hoofy" here.
SlappyMcGee
Recently released footage of Wal*mart founder and then-CEO Sam Walton. Image taken before shareholder's meeting with investors.
MChau723
After dramatically being tossed out of the modeling industry, Fabio struggled to find a stable career.
phunE
Dudley Derby assured his wife, Old Horseface, that she could quit this job after she has the baby.
sparroweyes
this i believe is actually a sex toy for dragons cus you know when dragons get lonely they get pissed also the brown fox vagina is fire proof as dragons cum lava
Mr_K_Twig
Frank suddenly felt really awkward, realizing that his forearms and hands were much more tanned than the rest of his body.
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