Notable Comment: HannahMontana says "the boyz @ stdmatch.com are soooooo cute!!" Gross.
LARRY KING'S A DOUCHE!
10 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN The Other Night
Gladstone's mad as hell, but is he going to take it anymore? Find out!
Notable Comment: Lex, (as in, Friedman) says "You're fired." You'll be missed, Gladstone. (Kind of.)
Sticks to Stools: 7 Random Objects Sold as Exercise Machines
Get over yourself. It's a f**king stool.
Notable Comment: CodyCastor says "I'm going to find some people jumping on a trampoline and piss on them. I bet I lose at least a little bit of weight." Whether or not you lose weight, we guarantee that you can sell that concept to FIRM.
6 Formerly Kickass Creatures Ruined by Evolution
Sloths are nature's greatest shame.
Notable Comment: Jcdent says "Thank you, cracked, for yet again showing that it isn't safe to be outside. The sloth part itself nearly killed me as i almost choked on an apple while giggling." That's right. Stay inside. Check out some websites. (Send money to the websites.) Websites like Cracked, for example.
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20 Celebrity-Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist
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