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    Avatar Fairview

    A knock came to the door. Ester froze. The gang members were early and grandma still hadn't coughed up the heroin balloons.

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    Avatar LardLad

    Dan knew he should've checked the expiration date on that bottle of Axe.

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    Avatar Corpsy

    "What are you whining about? I promised chicks and booze and I fucking delivered."

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    Avatar therabid_nun

    I loved that Christmas

  • 40 Crack Ups
    Avatar lawdragon

    Billy pretended he didn't like being a gigolo at the old folks home, but it was actually his favorite nite of the week.

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    Avatar Kierkegaard

    "These people would be funnier if they were all cows" young Gary thought as he took pictures at the Larson family reunion.

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    Avatar Roland1232

    007 got all the overseas adventures and European hotties. 008 got the local contracts.

  • 22 Crack Ups
    Avatar Skyman6660

    Worst. Upskirt. Ever

  • 20 Crack Ups
    Avatar Kierkegaard

    Granny had forgotten to wear panties. She was not the first person to throw up that evening.

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    Avatar LardLad

    Vincent was glad he didn't wear his orange pantsuit, because then he would've looked like a fool.

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    Avatar Zoo06

    Sorry, buddy. Not enough beer in the world is going to make this seem like a good idea.

  • 16 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    Girls Gone Wild: Early Bird Special Edition

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    Avatar bunnylefevre

    Shit, I think I slept with him on prom night.

  • 15 Crack Ups
    Avatar lawdragon

    Don wondered what the chances were that these chicks knew what a Brazilian wax was...

  • 14 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    "What the fuck did you just say about WalMart?"

  • 13 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    You know it's hard out here for a pimp.

  • 13 Crack Ups
    Avatar hoodafa-kizit

    Visiting Britney's mother and auntie, K-Fed suddenly understands everything!

  • 12 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    A southern family reacts to the news that Obama has won the presidency.

  • 12 Crack Ups
    Avatar london

    "Drink me under the table? Hah.. Silly bitch."

  • 11 Crack Ups
    Avatar Crenshaw

    Grandma?

  • 11 Crack Ups
    Avatar fokudome

    Come on Martha, if I can deep throat 3 inches without gagging so can you!

  • 11 Crack Ups
    Avatar lawdragon

    Steve was asked to leave the party eary. His shirt was making people sick.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar Crenshaw

    Say what you want about their politics, but nobody parties like the Kennedys.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar Kitty420

    Oh yeah...I'm proud to be an American. (sigh)

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar BigEasterCake

    Even when they got older, Britney and Paris never forgot how to party.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar BaronVonTito

    Joe was not happy. They still wouldn't put out.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar ronobvious

    Larry took himself a pull off of a cold one... Once the old bag was gone, all of Granpa's shirts would be his...

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar LardLad

    The remake of "Three's Company" never took off.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar Kitty420

    So much becomes clear to me now: After heavy drinking people end up at Denny's, so old people just drink a lot earlier than the rest of us.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar Shrimp

    Please let this have been photoshopped, please let this have been photoshopped . . .

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    Avatar bobdango

    Although he retained his initial misgivings about the chicks who answered his "FFM Funtimes" Craigslist ad, Jimmy grudgingly admitted that these old bithches knew how to PARTY.

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    Avatar Roland1232

    All the cool girls at bingo were doing it, and they all wore size 7 girdles. Grandma was only trying to fit in.

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar Bobert45

    Cracked 2005 Christmas Party

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    Avatar DesertEagle

    Tony just couldn't understand why nobody wanted to watch the porno movie he directed.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar novafrost

    Edward Norton has made some really...really bad career choices.

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar sonicjizzmopper

    Thing I like about Senior Citizens, I get older, they die....

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar aviad

    All in all, it was a good Seder.

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    Avatar lawdragon

    "Sally, you aren't drunk. That's non-alcoholic beer...I think your support hose are just on too tight."

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    Avatar LardLad

    Gladys still held the record for longest loogie at the retirement home.

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    Avatar DCLXVI

    Match.com's sadistic employees must be laughing their asses off at this picture...

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    Avatar bryguy

    Carl wasn't sure what Evelyn and Sophia would like more, his slicked back mullet or his zipper pockets. Luckily, he brought both. Dude, you're totally in.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    Gary was NOT pleased with his bachelor party.

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    Avatar GremlinPFB

    The question is: Are they robbing the cradle, or is he robbing the grave?

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    Avatar hunter

    that was the last time that johnny knoxville granma was invited to the jack ass reunion party.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar KGB

    Even though Esther is having an overdose and Elizabeth is unexperienced, you look at Bud's calm expression and you just know - "there's a man who can take advantage of ANY situation".

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    Avatar london

    Grandma pulled the beer out of her fridge... the fridge between her legs.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    Doris loitered around the open bar, hoping to grab his attention. He was dark, mysterious and still had his original hip. She had to have him.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    I warned her not to mix her Geritol and whiskey, but three "Jack and Gerry"s later, she was puking in the trash.

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    Avatar Kierkegaard

    The shutter snapped capturing the precise instant Randy understood he would never make it as a male prostitute.

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    Avatar LardLad

    Orlando Bloom's oldy fetish is finally, disturbingly revealed.

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    Avatar lawdragon

    Daaaamn, Grandma. She still knows how to party like a rock star!

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    Avatar spoo

    "God, it's just so lucky Mabel had a bad reaction to that roofie," thought Luella, "My cooter still hurts from what Bo did to me last night."

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    Avatar Kitty420

    Oh sure, laugh and make jokes. But what do YOU think YOU'D be doing at their age?

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    Avatar Im-a-rat

    butterscotch schnapps shots during a 70's themed party was one thing... but the luke perry strip-a-gram was the last straw

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    Avatar CancerDancer

    With the success of 2Girls1Cup, it was almost expected a sequel would be in the works. But how do you out-do the original? Oh yea...thats how.

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    Avatar Wisteria

    Granny Cantrell threw up at the smell but Jimmy knew that Sex Panther was the right cologne for the occasion.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wisteria

    Parties in the Green room would often get out of hand at the Lawrence Welk show.

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    Avatar Wisteria

    Schlitz Malt Liquor..... Because sometimes you need to be really drunk to be a gigilo.

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    Avatar Lovecraftian

    The hotest nightclub in all of Idaho.

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    Avatar heinzy

    "You don't have to be rude. A mere 'I think you're fugly' would suffice"

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    Avatar Psychosquirrel

    if you think that guy is gay vote here ----->

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    Avatar Queenoflobster

    As grandpa's pee stream started to deminish grandma immediately began to expect the worst: benign prostatic hyperplasia a.k.a. an enlarged prostate. Luckily grandpa was just tired.

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    Avatar Zoo06

    Someone call an ambulance, Ethel's having labor pains!

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    Avatar goodapollo

    David and his silk shirt were in full view of the nuclear blast.

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    Avatar robotlove

    Damn Ethel! You took that shotgun like a little bitch.

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    Avatar Mr.Tea

    Years later, Colt 45 would come to regret firing Billy Dee Williams.

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    Avatar hoodafa-kizit

    Ginstones! Meet the Ginstones! They're an alcoholic family!

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    Avatar london

    No matter how much John drank, Shirley still looked like a man in the orange suit.

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    Avatar radx

    That will be 5 bucks.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar london

    Steve: Who wants a mustache ride? Grandma: BLARGGGHHH Linda: ME, ME, ME, ME

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    Avatar Ronsonic

    Sick bastard is actually proud he drank Grannie under the table.

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    Avatar SmackyTheFrog

    In an effort to curb his previous deviant urges, The Jesus ventured into a decidedly different kind of kink.

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    Avatar ivetta

    This family tree don't fork.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar goodapollo

    How Nixon imagines himself as he mumbles in his sleep, "Ohh, Betty Ferdan. You womens' libbers really know how to party..."

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    Avatar TheSicilian

    Damn you Craigslist!

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    Avatar Wisteria

    The after party for filming "Two Grannies, One Cup" was one crunk ass party.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Roland1232

    Come on, 50 dollar. She only clearing throat. 40 dollar, last offer.

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    Avatar fozzy-bear

    "I'd rather be Rickrolled than be here"

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    Avatar 3rd-eye-guy

    The first people to go over 88mph in a DeLorean.

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    Avatar thatoneguy

    This is what happens when the writers for the Twilight Zone write Old Spice comercials

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    Avatar name

    Hi I am Sanchez, I was told this is the place where the party is at.

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    Avatar egamble

    Deuce Bigalow 3 retirement home gigolo starring Billy Ray Cyrus.

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    Avatar VivaVulva

    It was his favorite aunt that inspired Dr. Jack Kevorkian to go to med school.

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    Avatar VivaVulva

    America's oldest cougars.

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    Avatar TychPsych

    In Eddie Murphy's latest movie he plays a fat old white lady. Eddie is seen here coughing up the last of his dignity.

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    Avatar QueenBoudica

    Thanks to the "Cheaters" film crew, Ethel will never forget the moment Herb uncovered her secret nights at the American Legion Ladies Auxillary "Meetings". Neither will Vinny, who was only try to make a few extra bucks to pay for his online Refridger

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    Avatar !CAKE4!

    Lindsey's firecrotch had turned a little gray over the years, she might have noticed if rehab had helped.

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    Avatar BrianK

    "Oh, come on Grandma, you can do better than puke after only one beer," thoght Bill as he took a swig of his beer. Meanwhile, his aunt looked on in absolute shock at what she sees. (Ok, dumb craption, but hell, who gives a shit?)

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    Avatar Shrimp

    Apparently it's glamorous to go out with older women.

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    Avatar Backstak

    oh fuck.....danny? Grandma? The agency better pay me triple for this shit.

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    Avatar thatdrunkdude

    How a level 20 dungeon master finally got laid: "Thats right, the first one to puke up the ipecac has to sleep with my grandson!"

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    Avatar scoob

    Stop! or my granny will puke! ...with Johnny Depp.

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    Avatar radx

    Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

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    Avatar mmpl

    Robbie Willams male love doll. Has a realistic vibrating rubber penis. Multiple speed Vibro Penis measures 7 inches in total length by 1.5 inches wide and is 4.5 inches around in circumference. Vibrating Cock requires 2 AA batteries. Duracel batterie

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    Avatar Corpsy

    Petunia "anesthetizes" Grandma while Dr. Men Scasual calms his nerves with a beer before commencing open heart surgery.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    Three douchebags, and yet only two old ladies.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    Ever been to a house party in Orlando?

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    Avatar goodapollo

    "Even in the retirement home: Silky smooth shirt, silky smooth women, silky smooth... Beer."

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    Avatar Roland1232

    The Simple Life: The Golden Years

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    Avatar Briceh42

    VH1 presents, Where Are They Now: Bacardi & Cola

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    Avatar Berger

    From left to right: grandma's explosive diarrea, uncle Eric in drag, and cousin Douchebag stealing my beer. We're what you might call "disfunctional".

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    Avatar TheSicilian

    Roger Corman's film adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit.

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    Avatar TheSicilian

    John McCain supporters celebrating another primary win.

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    Avatar Wisteria

    Alright bitches, who wants another shot from Grannies big red douchebag!?

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    Avatar Roland1232

    Alcohol may cause memory-loss, vomiting, and...oh shit, she's opening her thighs. Here comes the loss of inhibition!

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    Avatar 3rd-eye-guy

    Reagan's America will never die!

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    Avatar bog

    Why is this guy so angry? Esther said she swallows.

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    Avatar swiss

    Insert [Japan is weird]/[Axe]/[Nickleback] joke here.

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    Avatar tim23891

    I don't think anyone's commented on the woman on the left having a heart attack

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    Avatar peke

    Granny had a massive heart attack after she discovered that hotel minibar isn't free.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar rrichards

    Beer goggles, man's greatest creation.

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    Avatar fragg

    Hell.

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    Avatar BoogerBlaster

    Before becoming an acclaimed thespian, punching his grandma and nonchalantly drinking Milwaukee's Best were Daniel Day Lewis' favorite pastimes

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    Avatar Daercoma

    "That's what I love bout Seniors...I get older and they die."

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    Avatar Shadows

    The fact that granny's mail order husband came in cardboard form didn't impress her friends.

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    Avatar masterpito

    Come on Jessup, quit taking pictures you aint gonna wanna remember this night after these two fine ladies are done with us.

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    Avatar dcSENTIENT

    "...because i'm worth it'

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    Avatar dick_pound

    I don't claim you can have a better time with Colt 45 then without it, but why take chanchesh?

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    Avatar radx

    Preview: Pilot of the new Johnny Bravo TV series.

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    Avatar SirWilliam

    I know what you're thinking. "Could this scene be any worse?" My answer is yes. At least I have this cold can of Generic Geriatric, aged to perfection.

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    Avatar dilly

    Himself aged 458 years, Kevin Federline introduces Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton to the "elixir of youth." Photo circa 1986.

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    Avatar J-BO

    Hi....uh...Im here for the gangbang...

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    Avatar Superhal

    Granny Porn meets Drunken Babes meets a really bad shirt.

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    Avatar Thug

    Senior Proms after-party was the shiiiit yo

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    Avatar kneightx

    By the time Animal House XII came out, the franchise had lost much of its charm.

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    Avatar robotlove

    Tonight at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid

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    Avatar mmpl

    Robbie Williams vinyl inflatable male love doll. Sex toy has a realistic vibrating rubber penis. Multiple speed Vibro Penis measures 7 inches in total length by 1.5 inches wide and is 4.5 inches around in circumference. Vibrating Cock requires 2 AA b

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    Avatar Skyman6660

    Worst. Beer Ad. Ever

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar InspiredTruth42

    Keith took a sip, and he knew, by the end of the night, her gums were going to be somewhere.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar AbroMatic

    Pimpin ain't easy

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    Avatar Roland1232

    The discounts at movie theaters and zoos made all this worth it, but just barely.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar goodapollo

    Jeff snuck into the Republican Wives party with all the debonair of a secret agent.

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    Avatar TheSicilian

    This is Hell for swingers.

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    Avatar Matt

    Snort coke off picture to activate 80's time warp.

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    Avatar 3rd-eye-guy

    The very first documented case of MILFism. The true stoppage to the cold war.

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    Avatar aviad

    All in all, it was a good Seder at the Lepkovitz house.

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    Avatar tim23891

    Sure, they laughed when they found him masturbating over the "Golden Girls"... ...He would have the last laugh

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    Avatar smurph

    see u put up this pictures and every one trys to think of a good craption but what they dont know is hes a carboard cut out and their really robots

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    Avatar smurph

    i could try to think of a good craption you know drugs sex hookers that kinda thing but why bother some one elese will only beat me to it

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SickRooster

    Harriet's lack of a gag reflex puts a damper on the orgy.

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    Avatar newnailbed

    He tried to blend in to the mirror with his sequined jacket but, it just wasn't happening.

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    Avatar newnailbed

    He looked away as the invisible man had his way with the two elderly women.

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    Avatar Enabsflow

    A.A.'s "Welcome New Guests!" party at the local Catholioc War Veterans Post 1805: Austin, Texas

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    Avatar Kpvker

    That was a threesome that Jack will NEVER try again.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar julyqueen

    Rose violently spun around. Apparently Ruth wasn't able to roll with the drunken swinger lifestyle.

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    Avatar whitetrashninja

    golden girls do vegas

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    Avatar whitetrashninja

    the cracked reunion parties were always fun. to the right is cracked's most favored employee; John Stavros: who started the revolutionary dick jokes back in 1974, alongside his bitches...

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    Avatar whitetrashninja

    there is NO way your 23 sunny-boy. and you look nothing like your picture on match.com

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    Avatar SmackyTheFrog

    Having renounced his former deviant ways, The Jesus had found a decidedly different kind of amorous pursuit.

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    Avatar crazyivan3214

    I didn't know colin farrel had a mullet!!!

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    Avatar montanaguy

    2 geriatrics 1 wannabe pimp

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    Avatar unmoris

    Dazed and Confused 2: "I get older, but these chicks keep getting even OLDER!"

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    Avatar blindlemon

    "Yeah... they may be old... and smashed... and in the early stages of dementia... but for an extra fifty you can break a hip."

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    Avatar Terenath

    Max realizes that american bordello qualities are in heavy decline.

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    Avatar bigcynic

    It's hard to tell which one of them lost the bet.

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    Avatar dandaman

    Not pictured: Old men jealous of Liberace's ability to gyrate his hips and not break them.

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    Avatar Kokenator13

    Fuck! The Cops!

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    Avatar Kokenator13

    A deleted scene from 'Blow.'

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    Avatar smcole45

    Don't pretend you wouldn't do it if they paid you enough..........

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    Avatar Kokenator13

    The reason he looks so pissed is after all his clever planning and maneuvering, the old broad ended up just vomiting the damn roofie.

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    Avatar Kokenator13

    I give a shit, BrianK; I give a shit.

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    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    This isn't what Johnny expected when he ordered "two experienced broads who love a drink."

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    Avatar HenFace

    The founding members of Lemon Party...

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    Avatar Coach

    Unfortunatley, turn out at the Miami Vice reunion was poorer than expected.

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    Avatar HotDogSoup

    SENIORS RULE!

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    Avatar simuun

    NICE SHIRT FAG!

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    Avatar hobbes207

    No use drinking yourself outta this one, buddy.

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    Avatar sondrand

    What's your poison?

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    Avatar RXBanditO

    When he left his small Easter European country to come to America he bragged about all the cougars that would love his foreign accent. Fortunately, Sergei did not promise pictures of his conquests.

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    Avatar PopsicleStix

    The Golden Girls Reunion Special was just abysmal.

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    Avatar averagejoesgym

    Since when did I develop a gag reflex?!?!

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    Avatar evil_m0nkey

    Habib: Fuck, i have an itch on my back

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    Avatar curious

    Auditions for Rock of Love 2. Where's my bandanna.

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    Avatar Kordo

    Single women + Alcohol + my "good" shirt...How could that not be HOT?

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    Avatar ilovecactus26

    Colt 45 commercials have gone downhill since they lost Billy Dee Williams as their spokesman.

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    Avatar armyBob

    Due to his squinty-eyed stupor, Lance failed to notice the roll of paper towels hovering behind his left shoulder.

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    Avatar johnndisco

    Due to the popularity of the Lord of the Rings films, Orlando Bloom's cousin Phoenix was more popular with the ladies than ever! Go, Pheonix GO!

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    Avatar nothankyou

    What I am doing here? Streeper? I have to get drunk 1st

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    Avatar kelby

    Two Girls, One Douche.

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    Avatar nothankyou

    What Iam doin here? Striper? I have to get drunk!

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    Avatar highandmighty

    So which one of these fine lovely bitches will it be today Mr.Spitzer?

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    Avatar johnson28539

    Meth is a helluva drug.

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    Avatar HenFace

    More bars in more places

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    Avatar midnight667

    Ethel and Audrey quickly realized they were not in Don Rickles dressing rom,and Luther was just waiting to be called to the set of How i Banged your Grandma

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    Avatar cheff

    Pimpin' ain't easy.

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    Avatar bmauger

    YAAAAA. This is how I roll.

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    Avatar nirvana4u

    Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for you...

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    Avatar BigSnack

    Coors Light: Slapping grannies since 1912

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    Avatar OingoBoingo

    The most unpromising nightmare possible: A drunk old bitch vomiting on your new carped, a stoned gay guy looking seductively at you and Drew Carey in a drag offering you a selection of suppositories.

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    Avatar OingoBoingo

    Billy the gynaecologist just couldn't resist checking every female he encountered after he got his degree. His first family reunion in a while turned out to be quite awkward.

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    Avatar soccerhack1

    Bubble boy 10,000

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    Avatar OingoBoingo

    Sex, drugs and rock&roll: the uglier side.

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    Avatar 123bamf

    Breakthroughs in quantum physics have given us this picture from the future. Featured from left to right are Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Justin Timberlake.

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    Avatar nailbender

    Even Vince Vaughn wanted no part of the new movie "Bingo Crashers".

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    Avatar amason

    Cocktails and Vagfronts

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    Avatar lipps83

    Colt "75"....It works EVERY time.

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    Avatar Ranger

    I fucked my Mother's lover 'til she puked! THEN...I sent her THIS: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=4&sku=ENGL-CD00260

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    Avatar Ranger

    Yeah...Granny sex turned me gay. http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=7&sku=ENGL-CD00299

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    Avatar dallasmike

    When the Polish Hall closed Bingo Night, Plan B went into effect.

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    Avatar ellenm

    Waka Waka

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    Avatar BingoThreat

    Coming this fall, just in time for Oscar consideration, Johnny Deppe in: Girls with Low Self-Esteem: Grannies Gone Wild "The Movie". Directed by Tim Burton while he was high on coke

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    Avatar ivecomehomenow

    what are they going to do when the lights go out

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    Avatar oohbeef

    "Got any spare change?" "I don't even have a shirt, why would I have change?"

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    Avatar wolf_ottawa

    When you drink beer be sure to make sure it's not an ashtray.

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    Avatar TwistedPixel

    Fuckin' eHarmony.

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    Larry the Cable Guy's family reunion.

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    Avatar Ranger

    Fucking my vomitious Mother whilst my Aunt makes us drinks before joining in is HAWT! www.NeilsNotes.com

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    Hey...if I don't fuck my Mom and my Aunt once a week in a cheap hotel room and bad shirt...who will?! www.NeilsNotes.com

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    Sure I fuck my Mom and my Aunt (I'll even fuck that old whore 'til she pukes...HAWT!). And I get great shirts, free beer and my allowance outta the deal. How sweet is that?! U 2 can make extra coin fucking family. Just check out my website at: www.

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