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Too often celebrity endorsements are dictated by agents and entertainment executives and common sense. What if for once, the famous just said fuck it, and started churning out goods based on a combination of honesty, awesomeness and a desire to amuse the readers of Cracked.com? We asked you to photoshop what those products might look like. The winner is below. But first, the runners-up. #20. #19.
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And the winner is... Congrats, pandorasmailbox. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: The Most Ill-Conceived Horror Movie Monsters. Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, you can find them here. Then enjoy the winners from last week's Photoshop contest that showed you The 25 Most Horribly Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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Oh god. 13 was gold! Hahahaha I'm still laughing!
"If it's not Bowie, It's just a weird bulge!"
hahaha
#13, FTW.
By the way...he's so totally singing Magic Dance. You may have not known, but now you do. **cue PSA music**
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That used to be my favorite Choose Your Own Adventure Book, but I was always disturbed by the adrogynous Liza Minnelli person being fondled by Sparkly Tiara God.
I laughed for ten minutes on the Bono Bag. "I don't know how this happened..."
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"Guttenberg Bible is a futurama joke"
Gee, really? See, here I was thinking it was a History Joke. You know, what with the printing press and all...
I can't get the b*****b coupon to print...
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futurama joke.
Lil Sam Elliot and the BJ coupon - good stuff. Soulja Boy - not so much... Sorry, Klownsam
sigma was right, thta fake saul is an ass.
One thing that I find funny is that Janis has a phallic object in her picture..both of them do, actually. :)
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Ah....popetarts....I used to go to catholic school, and I'd start my day with a poptart and a prayer. Wish they had popetarts back then! Of course back then, we more or less respected the pope....that is, until he died and a friend of mine threw a "pope party" to welcome in the new one....
Mmmm...hollyberry sounds o so divine :P
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