THE IRISH IS CRAZY!
6 Reasons the Irish Aren't So Lucky
Dear Irish People, We are extremely sorry. That won't stop us from pretending to be Irish on Monday, and it won't stop us from openly mocking you every other day of the year, but we're sorry all the same.
Notable Comment: Proud Irish says: "Hahaha ,Irish , potato famine ,2 million dead , hahaha Whats next for your comic genius the holocaust? black slavery? Ethopian famine? You forgot one thing. The worst thing to happen to the Irish is that it is acceptable to make bigoted racist remarks about them." Wonder if AV Club is hiring ...
Video Game Pitch Meeting (1979)
Have you ever wondered how '70s-era game designers came up with their ideas? Then you've never tried cocaine.
YOU YOU YOU!
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Spitzer! Don't get comfortable, though, as an all-Spitzer broadcast shows up the very next day. And again. Also, guess who makes an appearance on the week in douchebaggery? It's the news, Elliot Spitzer.
Don't get the Thames angry. You Won't like the Thames when it's angry.
And that was the day the Yellow River destroyed Smurf Village.
"Enlarge your penis try free! Ever wish your penis was a penis? All over everyone
'WOW A PENIS' and sex will be happy! Follow you throughout the galaxy. Aliens will
you. Place you in private penis exhibit! Your mom will proud!"
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All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a dull
and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All work and no play makes Ming a dull boy.All
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It's best not to tease little Clara. She has the power to Photoshop you with her
"And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!"
Mattell introduces the Tiananmen Square Barbie playset to mixed reviews.
"Doctor, I keep having this dream where I'm a little girl walking in front of a
tank, a pink
tank, and its preaching love. Also, I'm skipping. Oh, and I think it wants to
"I've told people they might be gay before, John, but damn."
"I can barely make it out. Is that a cup those two girls have? The screen is so
"I said LUKE I am your FATHER..No no, FATHER, FATH..ER. Dammit Luke, I said I'm
FA...Ugh, damn signal. I'll just tell him when I see him."
Although a sad and solemn occasion, Gary Gygax's funeral was nevertheless, for
social event of the season.
The Mailman of Doom and his entourage: Stamp Girl, Not at this Address,
Postage, and Return the Fuck to Sender.
You know, Alex's Meat was better when they were using real Alex...now it's mostly
substitute with Alex flavoring. I hear it's even 12% Brian these days.
"Child, cow, cow, child, child, child, cow, cow ... this one seems to be made of
strawberries. I'll try this one."
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