Video Game Pitch Meeting (1979)

He's speaking in titles!

09/13/2009 04:05:00 AM

DoubleG

Fine, what does he eat? uhh... i dunno like fruit, and ghosts, and GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!

07/28/2009 06:22:00 AM

geoguy91

boy these new games need some fucking creativity. What would acid tabs do to a goddamn medal of honor think tank? i'm sick of your boring old-timey bullshit, i need more drug influence if i'm expected to shell out $60+ for games. When did gamers decide shit that made sense was so great? Namco's still on the pony with Katamari, and they're milking that stony shit for all it's worth.

07/28/2009 06:04:00 AM

geoguy91

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07/04/2009 09:49:00 PM

Elisabeth09

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06/29/2009 04:19:00 PM

aczechguy

I'll catch up... LMAO!

05/18/2009 02:14:00 PM

gogeex

Thats funy LOL!!!!!

03/17/2009 05:09:00 PM

Fullmetal

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02/28/2009 07:03:00 AM

cdadam88

Best video you guys have ever done. Hands down.

02/26/2009 09:44:00 AM

bruntonio

This is how games should be made

02/09/2009 06:32:00 PM

MizPiz

the end is priceless

01/05/2009 06:17:00 PM

Bovineboy216

"Everyone can learn from him. Acid tabs all around!" LOL

01/05/2009 11:42:00 AM

adi000

Lol, i kept getting the "addicted to crack" ad Why, yes, yes i am addicted to crack. You guys rock my sox off...

12/16/2008 01:54:00 PM

haunted_toaster

Mostly True. The ones from Namco and Atari, that's actually how they made their games, the Ones from Nintendo? They were a VERY professional act so I doubt it. not that its not still funny.

12/01/2008 09:40:00 PM

ondonaflash

When I'd first started watching this (a week+ ago?), there wasn't any video; way to go, Cracked, for linking other articles at the end of other articles, making for a bigger timesink than Wikipedia in-links (is "surfing" appropriate here?).

11/23/2008 09:26:00 PM

TJF588

Mario ftw!

11/13/2008 05:29:00 PM

JesusHChrist

Yes the video is black... not that I have a PROBLEM with that... after all, I'm no racist.

11/10/2008 01:06:00 AM

b3nmitchell

yeah its all black for me too

11/03/2008 10:50:00 PM

thejerk

cant see the video its all black!

11/03/2008 03:57:00 AM

samcox

"What is that? What the fuck is that?!?!" Sold gold fucking win.

09/29/2008 02:54:00 PM

AmbroseKali

Awesome. Thanks.

09/24/2008 01:44:00 AM

jimmybutter

hahah ....mario ..lol

09/22/2008 08:40:00 PM

Useless

that was awesome. best video in a while.

09/22/2008 06:28:00 PM

chrisman

QUIET! You'll just ruin it.

09/22/2008 04:37:00 PM

Spartan152

Video game ideas need more drugs nowadays.

09/21/2008 08:51:00 PM

PrettyStoner

Many great things began with a purple micro dot.

09/07/2008 09:12:00 AM

jerrylambert

Lol awesome. Finally a genuinely funny one of these videos.

08/30/2008 09:03:00 AM

Synorbs

Loved this vid; the mario ending ftw.

08/23/2008 02:29:00 AM

BigBoobsMcGoo

The end would've had me cracked up if a turtle had happened to walk behind the janitor.

08/22/2008 09:58:00 PM

user

stupid fucking spammers!!!! love the vid tho, it explains all the fruit...

08/18/2008 08:45:00 AM

shadyzladii

That was pretty awesome, great way to end this long day.

08/11/2008 06:31:00 AM

stein614

Funnyeeeh :)

08/10/2008 04:23:00 AM

Stormfucker

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07/31/2008 08:29:00 AM

AssDonkey

Mad props to the guy in the white shirt and red blazer, he's hilarious. Great job all around, though. Definitely needs sequels.

07/22/2008 09:38:00 PM

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06/20/2008 09:28:00 PM

sexybigmesexy

This was really funny...it was even funnier when Nick Swardson did it about 8 years ago. http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2007/08/07/nick-swardson-on-video-games/

06/17/2008 11:21:00 AM

erika13

Game developers today need less innovation and more acid.

06/09/2008 12:45:00 PM

Schuhmaster

LOL, luved it!

06/02/2008 03:32:00 PM

FruityOatyBars

SEQUEL. It needs one.

06/02/2008 02:12:00 AM

Anima

Messi says: Knives aren't cool.

05/28/2008 06:41:00 AM

LionelMessi

hahaaha great ending :^)

05/13/2008 12:32:00 AM

SamisBond

hahaha lifesucks got owned

05/11/2008 09:27:00 PM

davo

Gee that was great. Or I should say, would have been great. I couldn't actually see half of the video due to the stupid fucking ads that popped up about 10 times during the vid. Thanks EBaums..oops..er..uh...Cracked.

04/21/2008 07:25:00 AM

TheDirtball

Likesucks, it's called "parody." Go back to your stone tablets and cotton gins, you old fossil.

04/03/2008 04:25:00 PM

serialman

Weak parody and not very funny. "Hey, video game creators must have been on drugs!" Yeah, I get it. Come back when you have a real premise. If you insist on going ahead, let someone who was actually alive in the '70s review the script. I realize it's impossible for anyone under 25 to say a sentence without using the word "like" six times, but we didn't talk that way in the '70s (or the '80s, or even most of the '90s.)

03/28/2008 08:18:00 AM

likesucks

This video is jeanyus.

03/21/2008 11:41:00 AM

nirvana4u

UGH i hate the new format too. What were they thinking. Oh and the video was very good. Made me laugh and I thought the acting was great.

03/17/2008 01:51:00 PM

jordan10la

thanks for your useless criticism tbacon... must you sully this fine work with your own frustration of self? what have YOU done lately?

03/14/2008 01:19:00 PM

ekgism

great idea but not acted all that great

03/14/2008 10:07:00 AM

tbacon

That was pretty good. That was pretty good. It would have been better if the facebook girl was in it. Now I was only 12 in 1979 but it's funny to see how people all born after 1979 view the 70's. Too much coke and acid and not enough speed and Quaaludes. Did i mebtion it would have been better if the facebook girl would have been it?

03/13/2008 11:42:00 PM

glendoor42

another solid video!! pure gold truly does stream from your fine asses.

03/13/2008 08:44:00 PM

ekgism

Nice job, guys. The extremely coked-out guy in red had a particularly awesome performance. I felt like maybe a couple references could have been left out, to get to the punch line sooner, but overall, nice work.

03/13/2008 08:08:00 PM

Bettytron

It was originally Puck-man, but people kept scratching out part of the P to make... yeah.

03/13/2008 06:33:00 PM

Chamale

I can't believe I'm going to defend against that, but, to be fair, the conference is a hypothetical pitch meeting uniting the heads of every major games company (hence the line "My boys at Namco"). And 1986 IS after 1979, right? So that works...right? Conan, man! CONAN is the anachronism!

03/13/2008 02:30:00 PM

MichaelSwaim

Hey, Daniel's right. This might be a fake. I take back my earlier comment. I hate you now- hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand blazing stars!

03/13/2008 12:53:00 PM

kingmonkey

lol @ plepo's post!!

03/13/2008 11:37:00 AM

wetspot

I would like to comment on the humorous video above. It was humerous.

03/13/2008 11:24:00 AM

Onodera

Yeah, that's right. Conan came out in 1982. And ... and hang on ...Yeah, I thought so, the guy running the meeting is the exact same guy as the dude from the Valentine's Day parent teacher conference, and that was set in present day ... Something's not adding up. I'm gonna have to do a little more research, of course, but I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't an authentic video game conference at all and may in fact be staged.

03/13/2008 11:04:00 AM

daniel.

Ow wow man, I have been mourning the loss of "That 70's Show" for years now, you all have calmed my sorrow.....

03/13/2008 11:02:00 AM

wetspot

Swaim: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

03/13/2008 09:47:00 AM

kingmonkey

This video is one the best I have ever seen. Swaim, you have now earned enough experience points to earn comedy God level. The ending was great! Oh, and I will see you all at the sex party, I will bring the weed.

03/13/2008 09:40:00 AM

BloodyPopsicle

This is one of the funniest videos you guys have done. Also, these are some of the worst mustaches I've ever seen. You've found the recipe for internet gold, in my book.

03/13/2008 09:20:00 AM

daniel.

And JESUS! We realized the Conan poster didn't work right after shooting and took bets on how long it'd take someone to notice. Within three comments...I lose. Never underestimate the tenacity and corrective will of the Internet.

03/13/2008 07:58:00 AM

MichaelSwaim

Tragically, that bong was destroyed during the shoot. :_( I can see why acryllic could have its advantages.

03/13/2008 07:54:00 AM

MichaelSwaim

Aww, you guys are swell. ANd of course, you can ALL come to the group sex party. But I get to cherry pick. And that's not a turn of phrase...it's quite painful.

03/13/2008 07:45:00 AM

MichaelSwaim

Wow, how old are you guys? You don't look like you've aged a day since 1979!

03/13/2008 07:33:00 AM

kingmonkey

Can I come to the group sex party? I'll bring the "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!" and we can all listen to Supertramp.

03/13/2008 07:23:00 AM