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A New Gilligan's Island Theme: More Pot, Less Skipper

By Danny Gallagher, David Knight, Lex Friedman

Yesterday's show was devoted to Eliot Spitzer. Just like his wife.

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13 Comments

tripledj

reading out lyrics at the start of the news has already been done a couple years ago.. by BBC sketch comedy Dead Ringers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ8iZwQ00Ys

Posted on 3/15/2008 6:17:26 AM

Senseless Babble

Sorry, too many typos in that last comment. I was typing with rage in my heart. Please forgive my foolishness. Thanks!

Posted on 3/14/2008 8:54:02 AM

rev.felix

I require my $5 in advance.

Posted on 3/13/2008 12:48:05 PM

Wallsy

Quality. :-)

Posted on 3/13/2008 5:57:59 AM

zxevil160

znQGga U cool ))

Posted on 3/13/2008 4:15:03 AM

Ranger

I'd like to get high with Mary-Ann. Eat her coconut cream pic (yeah...THAT one!). Then poke her in the bum in front of all like the Skipper does to me, and maybe give old lady Howell a coronary in the process, then bag her quickly cooling remains whislt Mr. Howell weeps and offers me cash to stop! www.NeilsNotes.com

Posted on 3/12/2008 10:45:06 PM

WhatInThe42o

Okay, yeah. The number of diggs next to the video equals the number of diggs on my submission. What we've learned here is that Senseless Babble is a lying fucktard.

Posted on 3/12/2008 2:08:19 PM

WhatInThe42o

I actually submitted it to Digg. Please don't tell me I duped something . . . I looked through the ones they thought might be duplicates. I'd hate to be that guy.

Posted on 3/12/2008 1:52:53 PM

cody martin

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer became the butt of jokes faster than, well, faster than it would take a john to ride Amtrak from New York to Washington Do you know what the highest paid government position in this country is? Anybody know? ... It is working under New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. It pays like $5,000 an hour

Posted on 3/12/2008 12:38:37 PM

StinkyPete

My mother costs a lot more then you can pay, Lex!!!

Posted on 3/12/2008 9:43:08 AM

Ryan

Girl! don't you get me started. no sir! I'll throw you to the curb, Simon. Get rid of this zero and get myself a hero. Paula says it's a nice change up. and I'm agreein' with girlfriend. yessa... fabulous sweetees..

Posted on 3/12/2008 8:19:05 AM

Simon

I found that song boring, it did nothing for me. And the singing, don't get me started. I say you were worse than last weeks performance. Now... where is my honey, Ryan?

Posted on 3/12/2008 8:15:59 AM

Senseless Babble

Okay Lex, I have Digged todays "News On Cracked". So when can I get my $5.oo? PayPall me, or give it to your mom on my behalf; I already owe her $15.oo! No, I kid, I love your mom, but really, i love her long time. Ha! Just kidding, seriously. And seriously, I want my money dude. Don't make me come get it. I will come get it. And speaking of coming to get it, please, give my best to your mom. Thank you and good night ladies and germs!!!

Posted on 3/12/2008 8:05:00 AM

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