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20 Insane Supervillain Schemes In Flowchart Form

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No operation is worth its salt unless it operates according to a good, organized flowchart. In fact, many of the world's great disasters owe their failure the the lack of a plan laid out in neat lines and geometric shapes.

We asked you to Photoshop flowcharts for a supervillain's evil plan, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#20. Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe


by eddie lummox


#19. Bowser, Super Mario Bros.


by Quagmar


#18. Evil Scientist


by Lord Cownostril


#17. Magneto, X-Men


by College Binary


#16. L. Ron Hubbard, Church of Scientology


by boredatwork


#15. Hoggish Greedly, Captain Planet


by killbam


#14. Whoever is the Villain in the Hyperman Universe, The Adventures of Hyperman


by Sanchez


#13. Dr. Wily, "Megaman"


by IComeAnon


#12. Adolescent Villain to Be, All of Them


by kingyak


#11. Redneck Henchman, Roadhouse


by LadiesIsClogged



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v_v that could have been good.

Posted on 3/21/2008 5:12:25 PM

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Keith Richards is DEAD

Posted on 3/19/2008 3:01:23 PM

The Fromulater

no savala277 skkflip was right, when they first posted this they had that listed as Captain America.

Posted on 3/19/2008 5:30:39 AM

niggabitch

Hahaha College Binary's was good I think.

Posted on 3/18/2008 5:32:07 PM

Wow

That's really bad...

Posted on 3/17/2008 3:29:51 PM

mike 2

Pink and the Brain: Come up with some convoluted retarded plot to take over the world. --- able to escape from cage-- yes---, yes--- escape cage and start implementing it.--- does it seem to work, no--- go back to cage, yes--- work on it some more. When it almost works, will something completely retarded go wrong-- yes, yes--- fail and go back to cage. Go back to planing what you're going to do tomorrow--- try to take over the world.

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Posted on 3/16/2008 6:14:47 AM

Tommo

i love how corn just wins lol also the hyperman one lol

Posted on 3/15/2008 11:44:39 PM

for once, I can sincerely agree with the who the winner is.

Posted on 3/15/2008 5:50:22 PM

Ioniczero

I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time. The Bowser one was my favorite. Along with the Scientology one. That's funny stuff. XD

Posted on 3/15/2008 4:14:40 PM

Victor

Dr. Willy's got nice breasts... and that's TERRIFYING!

Posted on 3/15/2008 2:32:50 PM

I thought my evil ex-wife one should have at least gotten a runner-up. But of course, that's just because I'm really, really bitter.

Posted on 3/15/2008 2:26:34 PM

Deuce

The Cobra Commander's name is Fred. Seriously, Fred. It's in the comics.

Posted on 3/15/2008 12:04:21 PM

stamp void here

wow. i can't believe i've spent so much time looking at this crap on tis site. i'm gonna have to watch some three stooges and blazing saddles on dvd(NOT AMC!!!) in order to take the laughter back rom all this stupidity.

Posted on 3/15/2008 10:09:03 AM

DM

Pretty funny. Not sure if the Star Wars one is the best, but it's probably what George Lucas had in mind when he made Phantom Menace

Posted on 3/15/2008 9:46:20 AM

unknown

"I like Hittler's 'cause he ends up escaping to my country, like every fucking Nazi did." Are you from the south? You barely see them here in Bs. As.

Posted on 3/15/2008 7:19:48 AM

I like Hittler's 'cause he ends up escaping to my country, like every fucking Nazi did.

Posted on 3/15/2008 6:55:37 AM

Grammar error? That's it i'm never coming back here again.

Posted on 3/15/2008 1:34:24 AM

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