Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.  It will run from Thursday March 13th until Wednesday March 19th.

If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  We're going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

6.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9.  Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.

10.  IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

Error Messages You Never Want to See 

Pretty straightforward, right?

Go to it!

EDIT:  Here's a nice early entry from Nickolas: