Math

Math: a thing only weirdos are good at. Okay, that's mean, but seriously? Math anxiety is a real thing. Knowing that, we'll revise our earlier statement and say math is a thing only wizards are good at. Or, as one of our writers who's actually good at math calls it, math is “reality's programming language.” Ugh, fine, we'll admit that being good at math is pretty cool. 

Not to mention, math can be used to ruin movies! And math proves being Santa sucks! See, we knew all along math was useful. Just like we knew you can calculate a 20% tip for your server at a restaurant by moving the decimal place of the total over two spaces. Just we knew we could use math to explain Critical Race Theory.