Math
Math: a thing only weirdos are good at. Okay, that's mean, but seriously? Math anxiety is a real thing. Knowing that, we'll revise our earlier statement and say math is a thing only wizards are good at. Or, as one of our writers who's actually good at math calls it, math is “reality's programming language.” Ugh, fine, we'll admit that being good at math is pretty cool.
Not to mention, math can be used to ruin movies! And math proves being Santa sucks! See, we knew all along math was useful. Just like we knew you can calculate a 20% tip for your server at a restaurant by moving the decimal place of the total over two spaces. Just we knew we could use math to explain Critical Race Theory.
5 Actual Critical Race Theory Math Problems For Florida To Ban
Here you go! Ban your nasty little hearts out!
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42 'Empire's Terrence Howard Invented His Own Weirdo Version Of Math
Big Math is lying to you about the result of 1 x 1, would-be War Machine says.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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We Ruined James Bond With Math (VIDEO)
As soon as the camera is off him, James Bond goes to an alley somewhere to puke his guts out and try to figure out how he'll pay for child support.
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- By Mark Hill
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Crime In Movie Dystopias Is Actually Really Low (VIDEO)
Everybody acts like living in crime-ridden movie dystopias like Mega-City One from Dredd or Washington, D.C. from Minority Report would be SO bad. But we did the math, and it'd be fine (if it weren't for all the cops).
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jordan Breeding
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We Ruined John Wick With Math (VIDEO)
The John Wick movies are a lot of fun as long as nobody calculates the number of the vengeful orphans left behind.
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- By Mark Hill
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We Used Math To Prove Being Santa Would Be Endless Torture
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Armageddon Is A Transformers Prequel - Movie Math
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- By Jordan Breeding
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1917 Is (Secretly) Science Fiction - Movie Math
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Math Anxiety Is A Real Thing That’s Freaking You Out
A whopping 93 percent of Americans experience at least some level of math anxiety.
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- By Mark Hill
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Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
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- By Katie Goldin
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20 Bizarre Stats About Humans That Science Can't Explain
Humans truly are the freaks of Mother Nature: We're the only animals that like spicy food.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Amazing Wizard Tricks You Can Do With Basic Math
While only the highest Numerati may understand the spellcraft that makes our modern wonders possible, even a Level 1 Math Wizard wielding basic fourth grade arithmetic can pull off seemingly impossible feats.
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- By Teddem Yee
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5 Math Lessons You Don't Really Need in the Real World
I feel qualified, as someone who's learned and forgotten it all, to explain which math subjects are actually completely useless for normal human beings.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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5 Math Equations That Change the Way You See the World
Making math cool is like trying to make
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- By Luke McKinney
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5 Things You Won't Believe Math Can Predict
Can science and mathematics quantify something as mysterious as the beauty of music, or the evil of the human spirit, or the madness of a panicked mob? Yeah, pretty much.
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