Lord of the Rings

Which Lord Of The Rings character is thirstiest? Look, come to Cracked and we ask the hard questions. Can't stand the heat? Get out of the fires of Mordor. Yeah, we watched the cartoon Lord Of The Rings here, and yes, we're nerdy enough to think the D&D manual is the truest realization of Tolkien's vision. Speaking of Tolkiens, shoutout to Christopher for being an irritating five-year-old who inspired The Hobbit. So next time you hear a screaming, crying child in the grocery aisle, just remember they could be inspiring the defining work for an entire genre of literature. 

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