Instagram: the place where popes ogle sideboob. Besides being the place where The Holy See gets to see, it's also the reason we know the name Dan Bilzerian, the self-proclaimed ‘King of Instagram.’ Whoosh, off to a bad start, surely we'll say something positive about this app soon. Hmmm. Drake started following a troll's wife, which is…well, that was kind of a gross story all around. Gee whiz, accentuate the positive, guys, let's get it together! Okay, trying again: IG influencers definitely make the world a better place…ah nards, misread the title. Instagram influencers make the world a dumber place. Lordy, this isn't going well. Wait! A fur catalog followed one of our writers and it was super educational! Yes! We did it! Thank Zuck for fur catalogs, amirite?
Drake Flipped Out On A Troll And Followed His Wife On Instagram
If you come for the king, you better be ready for him to get so, so mad.
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8 What Took Down Facebook And Instagram
Unless you deleted all social media, you definitely noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp all went down this week.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed
It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.
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- By Carly Tennes
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7 Ding Dong Details In The Life Of Dan Bilzerian, 'The King Of Instagram'
Whatever happened to that Dan Bilzerian guy? You know, the guy who was always hanging out with two dozen models simultaneously?
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Dumb Internet: The Great Rise (And Great Fall) Of The 'Most Liked' Instagram Egg
You can't make an awareness omelet without breaking some social engineered eggs.
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Update: Britney Spears is Reportedly Aware of The New Documentary On Her Conservatorship, Responds Via Instagram
Will the pop star watch the film? That's her prerogative.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tom Holland Learned He Snagged The Part of Spider-Man On Instagram
Stars, they're just like us?
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- By Carly Tennes
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FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram
Monopoly -- so much more than a friendship-ruining board game.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Ikea's Newest Influencer Is a CGI Instagram Model
Ikea should probably start selling black mirrors after this ad campaign.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Enough With Empty Social Media Challenges Already
We've fallen far from the halcyon days of the Ice Bucket Challenge.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Instagram's Morbid New Feature Beautifully Illustrates Our Attitudes Toward Death
People are weird about death, and Instagram is just people.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Times Instagram Influencers Made The World A Dumber Place
Here are a few more instances of idiocy fueled by social media.
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- By Kelly Stone
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