Food

It is a cardinal rule of the internet every website must have food takes, and we here at Cracked take our food takes as seriously as, say, Batman takes his steak. We're so serious about food that we urge to stop everything and read about how the food pyramid is lies and red flags. More seriously, we'll keep you up-to-date on the latest food trends from the 80s as well as dining in medieval times, just in case you have an American Psycho or Crusades-themed party to throw. And most seriously of all: pizza. Not only do we settle the New York vs Chicago pizza debate, we taste test Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza. Like we said, serious research for serious takes. Now pass us some napkins, we got pizza grease on our chins.

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6 Dark Secrets Harbored By Your Favorite Foods

We all like to think we can add a few years to our lives by carefully choosing what we buy at the grocery store, but sometimes you'd be better off closing your eyes and throwing the first thing you find into your cart.

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4 Things Nobody Tells You About Food Allergies

Having a medically restricted diet is not all that bad. It's much better than having Fingers Falling Off Syndrome, or some sort of condition that makes all dogs hate you. But there's some things a lot of people don't get.

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6 Bizarre Reasons Famous Foods Were Banned

You'd figure, of all our myriad freedoms, the freedom to eat would be one that almost goes without saying, one you take for granted, because who could possibly give a happy horseshit what you cram into your maw? Turns out all kinds of people care.

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