Food
It is a cardinal rule of the internet every website must have food takes, and we here at Cracked take our food takes as seriously as, say, Batman takes his steak. We're so serious about food that we urge to stop everything and read about how the food pyramid is lies and red flags. More seriously, we'll keep you up-to-date on the latest food trends from the 80s as well as dining in medieval times, just in case you have an American Psycho or Crusades-themed party to throw. And most seriously of all: pizza. Not only do we settle the New York vs Chicago pizza debate, we taste test Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza. Like we said, serious research for serious takes. Now pass us some napkins, we got pizza grease on our chins.
5 Restaurants That Focus On Stupid Gimmicks Instead Of Food
These restauranteurs, instead of putting in the blood, sweat, and effort, seemingly just get blindingly drunk and make bets with each other about the stupidest concepts in the Universe.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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0 22 Foods That Have Changed And Morphed Over Time
Pretty much everything we put in our bodies is modified.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Horrifying Fast Food 'Hacks' (Tested)
Fast food employees will bring your sins to life if you ask them nicely enough.
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- By Ben Wyman
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5 Ways The Food Network Went Insane When You Weren't Looking
I have a degree of confidence I would describe as fair to middling that Food Network was constructed specifically by Satan himself.
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- By Felix Clay
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6 Food Myths You Probably Believe (That Are Complete BS)
Most of the things you probably believe about your favorite foods are about as scientifically accurate as 'Timecop.'
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- By Natalie Vail
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7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude
Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.
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- By Felix Clay
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6 Trendy Health Foods That Are Being Sold (To Idiots)
We've proven that we will shove any random slurry down our throats if we're told it'll miraculously cure our hairy molars or medulla pimples or combustible priapism.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Shocking Backstories Of Your Favorite Foods
As all of you know, history is an unrelenting parade of horror and depravity. Why should the history of food be any different?
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- By Blair Dodge, Matthew Moffitt
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6 Dark Secrets Harbored By Your Favorite Foods
We all like to think we can add a few years to our lives by carefully choosing what we buy at the grocery store, but sometimes you'd be better off closing your eyes and throwing the first thing you find into your cart.
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- By Jim Avery
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6 Things Chefs Don't Want You to Know About Food Trucks
After doing a mountain of paperwork, any idiot can own a food truck. And any idiot can blow it sky-high.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Lawrence Fama, Josh Gatewood
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The 6 Deadliest Foods Ever
I sort of developed a fascination with the idea of being murdered by my dinner.
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- By Felix Clay
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The 26 Most Terrifying Foods on Our Planet
Hey, we get it: Losing weight is super tough. Thankfully, we're here to show you super gross foods so you never want to eat again.
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The 4 Most Ridiculous Products for Saving Time on Food
These B.S. gadgets claim to possess magical powers that will save you time and energy in all your food needs.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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9 Of the World's Unhealthiest Foods (Tested in One Night)
The purpose for this article is personal pain for your enjoyment.
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- By Felix Clay
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4 Things Nobody Tells You About Food Allergies
Having a medically restricted diet is not all that bad. It's much better than having Fingers Falling Off Syndrome, or some sort of condition that makes all dogs hate you. But there's some things a lot of people don't get.
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- By C. Coville
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