American Presidents

War crim---er, we, mean…American Presidents! The quote unquote leader of the free world. Was it Bill Pullman or Paxton who united all of humanity in Independence Day? That guy. Hey, we were just joking about the “war criminal” thing. Comedy website, you know? We'd never point out how many Presidents have supervillain origin stories or cataloging brutally horrible things beloved Presidents have done. We're more into fun things, like fictional Presidents with sound policies or Presidents' weird quirks like when Presidents enjoy Fourth of July desserts. You know, lighthearted stuff. Puff pieces. Read on for more puff pieces featuring the Presidents of the United States of America:

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