You’ve done it! You’ve put in the work, gone through the campaign, and you’ve attained the highest office in the land– You’re the President of The United States! If you’re going to be remembered as one of the all-time best, you’re going to want to be aware of some of the strange quirks of the job and some fun facts about your predecessors. Did you know that you’re never going to be alone, even in the bathroom? How about the eccentricities of ordering something as simple as a pizza? Also, are you sure you know what the Secret Service’s job actually is? Once you’ve digested the following, you’ll be well on your way to a successful American Presidency with a happy, prosperous, adoring populous…  Oh, but you might also want to brush up on your foreign and domestic policy, economics, and all of that boring stuff. This should be easy, right? 

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