An eldritch creature that slumbered deep in the sea for eons. Frustrated with limited access to creative outlets, I rose to the surface, where I eventually began making macros for Cracked. Wish me luck.
People have been getting loaded ever since Julius Wine ate all those bad grapes, and we're mostly OK with it. But prescription opioid painkillers, our latest drug epidemic, is a different beast entirely.
Contemporary fashion advertising is all about beautiful lifeless women, usually lying in puddles of artfully applied grime and contorted into broken, corpse-like sprawls.
