Mark Hill
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6 Simple Products That Advertisers Pretend Are Complicated
How do you make people buy your mundane product instead of your competitor's? With pure BS, of course.
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The 7 Most Shameful Abuses of Bacon
Bacon's popularity has led to several crossover products that are not food, and without exception, all of these products are terrible.
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The 5 Most Baffling Pieces of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction
Without further ado, let's see the genital-shriveling ways your favorite characters celebrate the holidays.
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The 5 Most Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Albums
When these albums tried to do something different, and they turned Christmas into a holiday of horrors.
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The 5 Craziest Presidential Campaign Ads of All Time
Attack ads aren't always as straightforward washed out black and white shots we've been seeing in this campaign.
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13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove History Was Haunted
Old-timey people were insane. Like Lovecraftian-world-of-horrors insane.
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5 'Luxury' Toys for the Children of Wealthy Douchebags
Hey, it's never too early to get a head start on being a detached, rich little dickhead.
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- By Mark Hill, Jacopo della Quercia
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The 6 Most Baffling Political Ads Ever Aired
Not every politician has celebrities and CEOs supporting them. No, some of them have to find 'creative' ways to get attention in their ads.
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The 6 Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Puzzles
Here are the men responsible for the thousands of innocent deaths of video game controllers.
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5 Popular Forms of Charity (That Aren't Helping)
By all means, donate to charity. Just please avoid messing it all up with one of these mistakes.
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The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself
We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.
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- By Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
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The 6 Most Insane Video Games About Dating
Dating video games are hugely popular in Japan. Naturally, some of these games go just a little too far.
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- By Mark Hill, Dustin Koski
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6 Pet Products That Prove Rich People Have Gone Insane
We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baffling luxury products, like these.
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9 Old-Timey Animal Photos You Won't Believe Are Real
In the old days, concepts like safety, animal rights and sanity weren't as well-defined as they are now. And while there's no question that we treat animals better today than we did a few decades ago, sometimes what's good for the animals is bad for the field of insanely badass photography.
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14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
Some rich people apparently can't stand the thought that they pleasure themselves like ordinary people. So they apparently do it the creepiest, most hilarious way possible.
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16 Real Old-Timey Photographs That Will Give you Nightmares
Some of what passed for everyday life 75 or 100 years ago would send you running screaming in the other direction today. And when those scenes are captured on grainy old-school film, you get the stuff of nightmares.
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6 B.S. Myths You Probably Believe About America's 'Enemies'
Spend five minutes listening to politicians and pundits talk about countries like Iran and North Korea, and you walk away thinking the world is a scary place. But politicians have agendas, and pundits want viewers. They aren't always the most reliable sources, but they're usually the loudest.
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The 5 Craziest Children's Cartoons from North Korea
Take a look at the most insane Saturday morning line-up in history courtesy of North Korea.
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5 Reasons Twitter Isn't Actually Overthrowing Governments
The media loves to breathlessly cover 'The Twitter Revolution.' Unfortuantely, the only place it actually exists is in newspapers and blogs.
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5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Democracy
Ask the average person what's wrong with government and you'll hear all about corrupt politicians, corporate lobbyists and shady backroom deals. But, of course, we elected those corrupt politicians, and the more you look at the situation, the more it appears that as people, we are just really bad at democracy.
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