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What 23 Famous Characters Looked Like as Kids

Millions of dusty old yearbooks and family photo albums all confirm the same thing: we looked pretty dorky as kids. With that in mind, we asked readers to use the magic of image manipulation to show us what some of pop culture's most iconic characters looked like when they were children. The results were equal parts adorable and deeply disturbing.

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If Movie Titles Were Honest

In a world where the content of the film matched audience expectations based on the title, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti is way more like Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop is way more like a porn that got filmed when the Radison Inn double booked.

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19 Wonder Drugs We'd Actually Like to See

Look, we're all for making sick people feel better, but 'wonder drug' is way too awesome a phrase to be wasted on mere healing. You say those two words together, we want at least one super power, even if it's a shitty one. Anything besides a pill that gives old people boners.

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16 Video Games of the Distant Future

This week, game developers and software companies are revealing what the games we'll be playing in our living rooms and parents' basements next year will look like. We decided to take us a step further, and show us the games we'll be playing in our living rooms 15 and 25 years down the line.

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