If Movie Titles Were Honest

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Movie titles don't tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti was Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop was a porn they had to shoot when the Radison Inn double booked.

In July, we asked you to show us what some Hollywood blockbusters might have been called if they really told you what you were getting, and more recently asked for honest Oscar movie titles. The winners are below, but first the runners up...

Entry by TFB

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Entry by Cocky0

BORN TO KiLL Stanley Kubrick's YOU'LL ONLY REMEMBER THE FIRST HALF WARNER BROS STANLEY KIBRICK'S TOULLOUREVELEER THE FESTHALF PESENTS STARRING MATTHEW

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