If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

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Every couple of months, a once famous former something or other writes a book that makes the deliberately vague promise to "tell all." Occasionally, one of them will accidentally touch on something interesting, but for the most part they exist for their authors to remind us that they still exist.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if some of our favorite fictional characters subjected themselves to such bullshit. The winners are below, but first the runners up.

Entry by Rinato

If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

Entry by Bacter

HAFTEI FU REITH 5IENRIR DERITTH S RIRCHITECT THE TRUE STORY IF HOW REE INCOMPETENGE AN RAFI FROM WITHIN THE EMPIRE IESTROVED THE IEATH STAR LONG BEFOR

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