Every couple of months, a once famous former something or other writes a book that makes the deliberately vague promise to "tell all." Occasionally, one of them will accidentally touch on something interesting, but for the most part they exist for their authors to remind us that they still exist.

We asked you to show us what it would look like if some of our favorite fictional characters subjected themselves to such bullshit. The winners are below, but first the runners up.

Entry by lucidatype

CRACKED.COM Behinde Chocelate Bars ::A Memoir:: ...A harrowing tale of servitude and survival. -The New York Times Charles O Loompa

Entry by Rinato

If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books

Entry by MajorAlex

CRACKED.COM FORCED - to work with a stroke (What? You really thought I spoke Swedish?) A heart wrenching story! -New York Times Leaves the reader appa

Entry by Cryvern

CRACKED.HO I have never Said ANY of these things! That's what she said! Everyone The story SHE of

Entry by AgentCoop

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Entry by Bacter

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