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When Human Evolution Adapts to Modern Gadgets

Our gadgets are already affecting the way our bodies work. For instance, the cellphone came along and made the part of your brain that stores phone numbers, directions and the details of nude scenes totally obsolete. We asked you to show us what it might look like when that process starts in on the rest of our body.

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If Everything Was Made By Apple

Apple generates a small war's worth of media attention every time they release a new product. Since they've already made phones in their image, it's only a matter of time before they take on the rest of the consumer market.

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12 Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors

If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.

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The 16 Most Ill-Conceived Mascots Possible

There's a science to picking mascots. If you're a sugary breakfast cereal, you must choose a cartoon of something that kills children, like vampires or tigers. If you're car insurance, try to think of an animal name or noise that sounds like your stupid name ... OK, so maybe they're all just guessing.

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