Yeah we give politicians a lot of crap for their ridiculous ads, with their backhanded attempts to slander their opponent. But what if you had to run in an election to get that promotion you're up for? How long would it take you to call a Private Investigator to see if the rumors about your opponents illegitimate child weren't true?

We asked you to show us what a world would look like if everyone had to run for office, no matter what their role. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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