Experts estimate that men spend 10 years of their lives working, three years of their lives going to the bathroom, and four years waiting in line, all of which are subject to fluctuate depending on where you prefer to masturbate.

We asked you to show us other activities that we might be spending more time than we think on. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by TFB

My Time Spent on Facebook Stupid Status Updates Catching Up With People Adding Friends / Met Once Comparing Myself to the Douchebag Boyfriends the W

Entry by bri.beek

Time spent playing Resident Evil l Having 1 bullet Having 2 bullets Limping Wishing you could just smash through doors Bad camera angles Praying next

Entry by Bagelfish

Breakdown of Procrastination CRACKED COM

Entry by HollywoodH17

Time Spent in Pop Culture 7% 1% 10% 23% 59% Being hammered Being hit, baby, once more Going by so slowly, only able to do SO much Slippin' (slippin' s

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Pretty straightforward. Imagine if Hollywood was forced to give their big-budget blockbusters titles that actually told us what to expect. Does not have to be current blockbusters. The best entry gets $50.

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