Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever
They generally don't advertise the good jobs on bulletin boards and subway posters.
![Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/2/28572.jpg?v=1)
They generally don't advertise the good jobs on bulletin boards and subway posters. If you want a high paying job in the fast lane, you have to know how to network, go to the right school, and totally nail those IQ tests from online ads (probably, we've never gotten a job through anything other than forced entry before).
We asked you to show us some postings for jobs that you'd really want to avoid. The winners are below, but first, the runners up ...
![CRACKED.COM Help Wanted* JERSEY SHORE POOL SKIMMER *Double Hazrd Pay](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/5/28425.jpg?v=1)
![YOUR LOCAL CENTIPEDE FACTORY NEEDS YOU! Quality Control Positions Available Now! Waste Remover! Leg Counter! Wrangler! U De-Coiler! The future of cent](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/6/28526.jpg?v=1)
![Are YOU tired of your BORING, DEAD-END job? have YOU considered a career as A HLAN SHIELD? Benefits Include: Eciting. fast-paced Work Environment! Fle](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/5/28525.jpg?v=1)
![Career Opportunity! CRALCKEDCE No options for advancement! Once you're in, it's your position forever! No dignity or self-respect! Have you ever had s](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/7/3/28473.jpg?v=1)
![The Overmind wants YOU to be an infested terran For conversion apply at your nearest Zerg colony CRACKED.C](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/7/28527.jpg?v=1)
![CAMP COUNSELORS WANTED VSIOA Barn money this sumer while ARM spending your days at beautiful CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE O N L sign up helon Fridta Tael Sunvky](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/9/28469.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCON know... Did you You could be homeless in little day? as as one Collect bottles and cans! Hassle strangers for money! Sleep in exotic locati](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/9/28459.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.COM Do You Desire a Career That Guarantees? -Action -Adventure -Being part OF a Tean -First Contact uith euly Dicovered Life Forns A Generous](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/1/28441.jpg?v=1)
![The Imperial Army is now hiring Independant Contractors Aluminum Siders Plumbers Roofers See the Galaxy! Competitive Wages Excellent Hours Piett Conta](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/3/0/28430.jpg?v=1)
![Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/7/28427.jpg?v=1)
![Well Cleaner Needed Must be female Must have great skin Contact Buffalo Bill I66T 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/1/3/28513.jpg?v=1)