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Science has been genetically modifying animals for years. Dog breeders have been turning wolves into sentient stuffed animal cross-breeds called Labradoodles and Puggles for even longer. Eventually these two worlds are going to collide, but we had our legal department look into it, and there's apparently nothing that says it has to suck.
We asked you to show us what these pets of the future would look like if you were in charge. The winners are below, but first the runners up.
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