Cody Johnston
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The 4 Most Meaningless Arguments Against Gun Control
We need to stop saying the following four things, because they lead to nowhere. And as we all know, nothing gets done nowhere.
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31 Inspirational Tumblr Photos, Adjusted for Honesty
Herein you will discover the most inspirational and completely non-pretentious photos that Tumblr has to offer.
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Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Bruce Wayne
SPOILER ALERT: Batman is going to die.
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The 12 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photo, Explained
There are apparently stock photos that people just need to buy or photograph repeatedly for some reason.
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11 Fall TV Show Reviews Based Solely On Promotional Photos
Fall TV is upon us, which means a lot of new shows that probably won't be around for that long. But who has the time to watch a child let alone a new television program let alone any television program?
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J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts to Write an 8th Harry Potter
The Harry Potter Saga ended on the big screen this summer, but HP Fever (H. Peever) is here to stay. Like Star Wars before it, the Harry Potter Universe captured the attention and money of people young and old, for more than a decade, all over the world. Of the top 20 highest-grossing movies of all time, 6 of them are Harry Potter films. H. Peever
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Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
In December of 2010, the Editors of Cracked.com decided to lock three of their regular writers in a conference room for 30 days. The writers--Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston and Daniel O'Brien--were tasked with creating as many comedically-themed sketch videos as they could. The conference room descended into madness well before day 6.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston
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When Cartoons Pander To Everyone: Jedinja Zamvirebot
My prediction for the next big fad is 'all of them, combined.'
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Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies
It has been several years since Weird Al Yankovic last reared his goofy head and released an album of popular song parodies. In his absence, everyone with a YouTube account has accepted Al's dare to be stupid. The result has been, at best, pretty horrible. At worst, the dare has resulted in countless parodies of The Lonely Island's I'm On A Boat.'
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Jon Stewart's Rally To Restore Kid Rock and/or Sheryl Crow Failed Miserably
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My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme
As the name implies, internet memes are extremely popular on the internet.
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15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next
Seriously though this bitch crazy.
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