Call me 'sir' and talk to me like I'm a fucking adult or call me 'hey you, you stupid little puke' and talk to me like I'm a sticky five-year-old who can't stop shitting himself. Either one of those is fine, but when you combine them, you are doing me and your country a disservice.
Regularly-scheduled programming is over. Aside from a few cable shows, we\'re going to have to wait several months for anything good or bad to be on again.
Salinger was famous the world over for his press conferences, which he would hold at least once a week if he wasn't too busy adapting Catcher into a movie or a Broadway musical or various other media outlets. Many of the press conferences turned into scavenger hunts which would have been orchestrated by his wife, were he ever married.
Pretty soon I started calling him \'J. May\' in every single one of my posts, just to give him the sense that I didn\'t actually hate him. It\'s a playful enough nickname, and many of his fans use it in reference to him (one would assume). Unfortunately, all of his posts used phrases like \'The Beautiful Orange Mist Of Thoughts And Ideas,\' and I
